Ether huffers continue to persist in their delusion they can build a "DAO", nearly four years after it was revealed the platform is irreparably broken. The developers behind "MakerDAO" are still scrambling to minimize the SFYL after "network congestion" caused prices updates to lag and so permitted enterprising individuals to swipe over $4 million USD in ETH from users participating in the scheme (archived). Continue reading
Category Archives: Africa
Former Florida Mayor Caught With Overdosed "Male Companion" And "Methamphetamine Appearing Substance"
Andrew Gillum, former Mayor of Tallahassee and DNC backed Florida gubernatorial candidate last election cycle, was found by police while allegedly too inebriated to communicate after the cops were called in response to the drug overdose of a male companion of Gillum (archived). Continue reading
Jury Hangs After Prosecution Fails To Make CIA "Vault 7" Case
The show trial of Joshua Schulte, a USG servant who was accused of leaking CIA-authored malware, has ended with a hung jury (archived). Schulte remains in USG custody. Continue reading
Some CIA Passwords Unveiled At Trial: 123ABCdef and mysweetsummer
As the show trial of Joshua Schulte for allegedly leaking the USG.CIA's "Vault 7" hacking tools approaches its end, it has come out that the software was secured behind shared passwords including 123ABCdef, mysweetsummer, and others (archived). The security situation described at trial is such that anyone in the development group could have been the leaker making USG's case on the prosecution consist of "Schulte is the one we know was disgruntled, and he, like everyone else on the team, had the means to leak" and nothing more.
Cheap USD: USG "Open Market Committee" Announces Emergency Interest Rate Cut, Largest Since 2008
Today the USG Federal Reserve's "Open Market Committee" announced an emergency action to drop their interest rate target by 0.5% in their biggest cut since 2008. Continue reading
Spike In US Population Of Illegal Indian Migrants
Indian migration to the US has outgrown the generous legal framwork facilitating it and created a spike in "illegal" immigrants from India (archived). Continue reading
Man Arrested After Failing To Destroy Motor Vehicle In Pentagon Parking Lot
USG stooges have captured 19 year old Matthew Dmitri Richardson after he allegedly tried to light a rag into the fill tube of a car's gas tank while declaring his intention to blow himself and the vehicle up (archived). Continue reading
Dow Drops 3.56% S&P 500 Down 3.35% And Nasdaq Down 3.71%
US stock prices took a hit today with the three major indexes all falling more than three percent (archived). The Dow Jones Industrial Average had shown some small gains for the year until markets opened today. The day's 3.56 percent drop takes its performance down to -2.2 percent for 2020. Mainstream reports are crediting coronavirus panic for the loss, but US stock prices have been climbing rapidly the past few months as the Federal Reserve undertook a quiet campaign of "Quantitive Easing", buying questionable debts and printing new dollars.
Austria Ends Passenger Rail Service To And From Italy As Novel Coronavirus Panic Continues To Spread
Austria has stopped allowing passenger rail service to and from Italy at their border after a single train was found to have two persons that just might be carrying this particular cold virus (archived). Continue reading
Airstrip One: NHS To Deny "Non-Critical" Care To Racists, Sexists
The British National Health Service has officially permitted its staff to deny medical treatment to patients whom they have deemed to be "racist or sexist". (archived)
Presently, the decree applies only to "non-critical" medical care.