Four Democratic Virginia State Senators voted in conjunction with Republicans to turn down a bill that would have banned the sale of assault weapons and mandated the surrender or destruction of magazines which hold more than 12 rounds. The bill was proposed by Democratic Virginia Governor Ralph Northam (archived). Continue reading
Category Archives: Africa
USG Welfare Baron, Madame Secretary Mike Pompeo Goes To Senegal For "Security" Flavored Welfare Talks
Long time USG welfare recipient and Madame Secretary Mike Pompeo visited Senegal today and discussed fine-tuning welfare levels in the region with Macky Sall, a local chief welfare distributer and son of Maoist Amadou Sall (archived, archived). The population of Senegal grew from 9.3 million in 1998, when Mike Pompeo’s company Thayer Aerospace first took venture funding from Mitt Romney's Bain and Co., to 16.7 million today. Between 2001 and 2019 Senegal received 2.5 billion in "foreign aid" from the USG (archived, archived).
New Philadelphia Police Commisioner's First Act: Welcoming Her Nails Into Department Grooming Standards
After new Philadelphia Police Commisioner Danielle Outlaw was repeatedly reminded her black nail polish was outside of department grooming standards while doing the rounds to meet her new charges, one of Commisioner Outlaw's first acts was liberalizing the department's appearance standards to accomodate herself (archived). Continue reading
Zooko's Altcoin To Fund USG Honeypot Tor
Zooko (WoT: nonperson) and the Zcash foundation announced plans to fund a "scalibility project" for the Tor Project, a USG honeypot. A link to information regarding how the grant mony would be printed and dispersed was posted to twitter by the official USG stooge account (archived).
Virginia Legislature Passes Bill Demanding Destruction Of Lawfully Purchased Property
Virginia's pantsuit government has passed a bill demanding all magazines capable of holding more than 12 rounds of ammunition be destroyed or surrendered to police with the failure to do so classed as a felony (archived). This is just the latest taunt directed at the more than 20,000 armed men who politely demonstrated on the Capitol lawn before leaving in peace. The #Vexit movement that would see most Virginia counties instead hoisting the West Virginia flag is still not being seriously discussed in "mainstream" media outlets as a peaceful resolution to Virginia's current governance crisis.
Chicago App For Hiring Get-Away Cars Suspends Service
"Car 2 Go", a service allowing hourly car rentals through a mobile app, has suspended service in Chicago after being connected to a rash of crimes (archived). Continue reading
Paypal Fucked Company's Payroll For "Iran" Memo Line Stringmatch
Magazine "Jewish Currents" saw Paypal wreck their payroll process after the memo line on a payment to a contributor included the string "Iran", because the contributor had written a piece on Iran for the New York based publication (archived). Continue reading
US Army Working To Develop "Cuck Box" Technology To Warn Nags When They Have Been Tuned Out
The US Army is funding an effort at Northeastern University to develop technology for indentifying when audiences have "disengaged" from nagging speakers or "implicit bias in the workplace" using their own words (archived). Continue reading
Kleptocrats In Argentina Target 'Mercado Libre' For Looting
The kleptocrats in Argentina have targeted online flea market Mercado Libre for looting (archived). The nominally Argentine firm, which does the bulk of its business in Brazil and Mexico while maintaining most of its offices in Delaware, is being targeted for its sale of Argentine treasury bills in the aftermath of "PASO" primary results triggering markets to punish Argentine derpery. Because Mercado Libre dumped the treasury bills before Macri gave voters what they wanted in a Peronist turn to keep their payment processing arm solvent, Mercado Libre CEO Marcos Galperin is being charged with "fraud against the state" by the Kleptocracy. Continue reading
Pantsuits Fuck Their Iowa Caucus, Results Delayed Indefinitely
Last Night's Iowa caucuses delivered a resounding win for incumbent US President Donald Trump on the GOP side, but the other party's results are being delayed indefinitely due to malfunctions (archived). Warnings had been sounded several weeks ago that changes made to the caucus procedure on the Pantsuitist side were setting up a disaster, but "Nobody could have predicted" (archived). Continue reading