Ether huffers continue to persist in their delusion they can build a "DAO", nearly four years after it was revealed the platform is irreparably broken. The developers behind "MakerDAO" are still scrambling to minimize the SFYL after "network congestion" caused prices updates to lag and so permitted enterprising individuals to swipe over $4 million USD in ETH from users participating in the scheme (archived).

Trading platform Robinhood offers to compensate users $15 for their SFYL from 3 outages that occurred after developers failed to add leap-year logic to their code.

Links to suicide hotlines filled "cryptocurrency" pages on reddit this week as losses mount in fiat markets.