Category Archives: Security

Civil Unrest Continues In Charleston: Leftist Culture Warriors Move Historical Revisionism Target To University Founder Thomas Jefferson

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Following last month's violence in Charlottesville, Virginia at the hands of antifa terrorists another leftist group is escalating its nuisance presence. A group of neo-Maoist cultural revolutionaries advocating for an agenda authored by a group calling itself "the Black Student Alliance" but which the neo-Moaists calling themselves "the Black Student Alliance" insist was not actually them, vandalized a statute of third United States President and University of Virginia founder Thomas Jefferson.

The unnamed neo-Maoists <sarcasm>who surely weren't the named nao-Maoists</sarcasm> covered the statue in a black shroud and placed signs alleging the dead polymath is "racist" and "rapist" [sic]. Today's president of the university founded by Jefferson, a different kind of cultural Marxist calling itself Teresa A. Sullivan offered a number of utterances which included:

I strongly disagree with the protestors’ decision to cover the Jefferson statue. I also recognize the rights of those present at the protest to express their emotions and opinions regarding the recent horrific events that occurred on our Grounds and in Charlottesville…

however, he was also a slave owner… The University1 has acknowledged its controversial history and we continue to learn from it through open dialogue and civil discourse.

The yet another kind of Marxist Law Center intent on perpetuating Southern Poverty has failed to name "the Black Student Alliance" as a hate group.

  1. Once again founded by the memorialized man in question on his initiative  ↩

Pantsuit Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Quits Amid Serial Child Fucking Scandal

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Seattle mayor Ed Murray has quit his job after a fifth allegation that he had molested his way into the mayor's office through many a child emerged. This member of the coastal liberal elite's latest accuser is one of his own cousins. Don't let a socialist think of your children.

Far Left Media Covers for Violent Even-Further-Left-ists Assault on Landscaping Vehicle

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In the most recent chapter of "I can't believe how far they'll go to undermine their own credibility!", Jeff Bezos' Amazon Washington Post artlessly deploys the passive voice in its coverage of provincial stotting and other chimp activity.

A brief review of what passes for videography courtesy Maggie Vespa KGW1 in the service of American Journalism shows that where JBAWP reported "counterprotesters shouting at the driver", violent leftist elements clearly lobbed improvised ballistic lols at an iconic American landscaping vehicle (0:09), prompting its hasty retreat from a hostile work environment. After local deputies of the federal-gendarmerie-in-waiting2 stopped and extracted the vehicle's operator for forcing it through a red light against its will (4:10), the Violent Vanguard of the Left (in a scene eerily reminiscient of Stanly Kubrick's openeing sequence for 2001, A Space Odyssey) tentatively approached the idle vehicle, and assaulted the defenseless capital equipment.

Given the typical Redditor's underdeveloped upper body strength, the editorial staff of QNTRA expects the truck to make a speedy recovery, and haul itself back to its duties in the Great Again expediently and without complaint. Pence in our time.

  1. Journalists are gleefully leading the charge into Max Barry's utopia as described in "Jennifer Government", taking their employers brands for their own last names. ↩

  2. The Portland Police Bureau bent and spread proudly in 2014 to accomodate Federal encroachment into their sovereign right to mistreat populations the Pantsuit wishes to elevate out of the Untouchable caste. ↩

US Serf Recorder Equifax Hacked

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Consumer credit Indenture reporting firm Equifax announced on Thursday that they were hacked sometimes between May and July, and that the personal data of up to 143 million people1 in the U.S. was liberated. The information for some U.K. and Canadian residents was exposed as well. The company says they became aware of the breach on July 29 of this year, and hired an undisclosed cybersecurity firm to investigate. News of the breach, which could be one of the biggest in the U.S. ever, caused Equifax shares to fall 5.4% in after-market trading.

  1. This is roughly half of them.  ↩

No Such lAbs Posts Positive Cashflow On Continued FUCKGOATS Sales

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No Such lAbs reports their first month of positive cash flow in their August 2017 statement. This marks a milestone in the development of this New World business. There are no signs of any actual movement by fiat concerns to enter the business space occupied by the ascendant No Such lAbs.

Former Nobel Peace Prize Winner Graduates To Genocide In Move From Dissident To Head Of State

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Aung San Suu Kyi, the 1990 Nobel Peace Prize Winner and current State Counsellor Of Myanmar,1 is facing allegations that she has advanced her collection of Peace skills to include genocide. Specifically her government is accused of pursuing peace with the Muslim Rohingya people of Myanmar's coastal Rakhine State by killing them all into a state of peaceful submission.

  1. An ad hoc de facto head of state office created because she is constitutionally ineligible for Myanmar's Presidency.  ↩

Trump To Pressure Congress, Sets Collision Course Over Hussein Bahamas' Legacy Of Executive Overreach

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Within the day, elected United States President Donald Trump is set to deliver what may be the biggest blow to Pantsuit of his Presidency so far. Trump is anticipated to announce the end of Hussein Bahamas "Deferred Action On Child Arrivals" set of executive orders on immigration, with the action to end the program itself being deferred six months. The move would end executive action on an aspect of immigration which is explicitly and constitutionally designated the exclusive domain of the legislature,1 while giving the legislature ample time to decide if they want to implement the measures themselves or not.

Since Trump's election, Pantsuit and their Fake News allies have been conducting substantial marketing including push polls and labelling beneficiaries of the abusive orders with the focus group tested title "Dreamers". Rumours and innuendo suggest Pantsuit is so set on this2 as its Rubicon that deposed former US "strongman" Hussein Bahamas will post a statement to Facebook in response. Zhe is expected to condemn President Trump and label the principle behind zher own past executive overreach "our core values".

Meanwhile, swamp creatures in the US Congress are set to try passing the buck by insisting that "The Congressional Calendar is full", a statement that is only true in the sense that the Congressional Calendar is and always has been full of obstructionist wank. This leaves each member of the US Congress faced with a dilemma, continue pretending Pantsuit and its fake news allies retain any relevance at all or go all in on The Great Again.

  1. This is distinct from the other aspects of the border question, which the constitution defers to the executive.  ↩

  2. As opposed to that.  ↩

Information Of USG Approved Job Seekers Left Exposed On Amazon "Bucket"

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Personal information on a number of job seekers cleared by the United States Government for security sensitive positions has been found exposed on a unsecured Amazon S3 "bucket". Credit for the emplacement goes to private security firm TigerSwan and application processing vendor TalentPen. Once again USG, Pantsuit, and their low quality rental friends score another own goal in the fight against themselves.

Elon Musk's Tesla Faces Federal Probe For Insufficient Socialism, Failing To Make Tesla Ford Again

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Woes for Elon Musk's (WOT:nonperson) Tesla Motors continue to mount with the US "National Labor Relations Board" investigating the firm for insufficient socialism. The Board alleges it has been receiving complaints that Musk isn't warmly opening Tesla's orfices for Pantsuit worker's committees and a proletariate hand in governing Tesla's operations, as is SOP for USian automobile firms. Perhaps Musk will let the interlopers Make Tesla Ford Again!

Exposed: US Navy Officer Corps Not Very Good At Boating

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A publication calling itself the "Military Times" has published an exposé titled "Maybe today’s Navy is just not very good at driving ships" (archived). Unlike mainstream Fake News coverage of recent events, this exposé's narrative is concordant with known facts about the world including:

  1. Secretarial skills and consistently passing "inspection" are more valued in the Incan US Department of Defense than competence, job skills, or actual human functional abilities
  2. Naval Officers including "Surface Warfare Officers" were frequently taken out of maritime service in order to provide tours of administrative and secretarial support to land forces in the ongoing Union wars of aggression against Iraq and Afghanistan. Selections for these tours was looked upon favourably in promotion boards because "interdisciplinary" is a buzzword.
  3. The US Navy eliminated their 6 month basic Surface Warfare Officer course for newly commissioned officers in 2003. It was replaced by a 21 disk course on CD-ROM.

Fourteen years after the US Navy replaced their basic Surface Warfare Course with a CD-ROM boxed set, the longest experiment in computer disk based instructional courses is reaching its apex as graduates of the CD-ROM course are beginning to assume command positions. Pence in our time.