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US President Trump Issues His First Executive Pardon

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Elected US President Donald Trump issued the first pardon of his presidency to former Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio. The 85 year old had been convicted this summer in federal court of misdemeanor contempt for taking a stand for actual federalism over the "federal" government. With Arpaio's sentencing scheduled for October and the possibility that Sheriff Joe could have effectively been sentenced to die in prison for a misdemeanor due to his advanced age, President Donald Trump compassionately used his constitutionally unlimited power of the pardon to relieve Sheriff Joe.

Fake News commentators are already calling this exercise of a Presidential power specifically enumerated in the US Constitution as "An unconstitutional attack on the judiciary".

Bitcoin Network Mining Difficulty Drops ~3.8 Percent To Second Place Versus All Time High

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At the latest Bitcoin network mining difficulty adjustment, difficulty fell approximately 3.8 percent from the all time high of 923233068448.90527344 to a new second highest all time value of 888171856257.32055664 today. Aside from typical variance, the possibility of some hashpower  inflicting woe upon a certain altcoin and heroically repatriating BTC value may have contributed to this small drop in difficulty.

"NYTIMES: Corporations Moral Voice Of America" – Soviet America Continues Thrashing

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In an op ed, The New York Times is asserting that American corporations, have become the "moral" voice of the United States (archived). These nominally private socialist extensions of the leftist Hussein Bahamas flavored pantsuit USG in exile have become more overtly political since Hussein Bahamas was deposed by elected US President Donald Trump.

These corporations including McDonalds, Walmart, and Microsoft have historically had a symbiotic relationship with the socialist USG with each feeding the other in a cycle that grows more Inca while making any quality of life far more difficult to achieve in the United Soviet of America.

The battle over the Great Again has brought to light numerous truths about the Soviet America which the Soviets would have preferred to conceal, if only their desperation didn't demand they reveal themselves for what they are. The hard truth is that Amazon, Warren Buffett, and McDonalds require socialism and cultural Marxism in a way that not even the most gender weird marijuana laced KKKalifornian university "professor" does. Expect more emergent weird as traditional adversaries like the New York Times and "the corporations" reveal they were in this together the whole time. Soviet America continues thrashing.

US Warship Named For Minor Dynasty Suffers Casualties After Aggressing Against 30,000 Ton, Ten Knot Commercial Vessel

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The USS John S. McCain (DDG-56)1 suffered casualties after it collided with the Liberian commercial vessel Alnic MC in an act of aggression by the runty warship.

The runt, an Arleigh Burke class guided missile destroyer named for the grandfather and father of sitting US Senator John S. McCain III, for aggressing beyond its station suffered a hull breach flooding the barracks and reports 10 crew members missing with another five injured. The victim of the warship's ill advised aggression reports minor damage to their bow.

This is the third incident so far this year in the Pacific where aggression by a US warship against a commercial vessel lead to a collision. The only incident where the aggressing US warship inflicted more damaged than it suffered was when the thirty year old and 568 foot long USS Lake Champlain (CG-57) hit a 70 foot fishing vessel near Korea. In a fourth incident from this January the USS Antietam, named after the Battle of Sharpsburg in the American War of Northern Aggression, confused the ground with a commercial vessel and collided with it thereby self inflicting damage to its propulsion system.

  1. Not to be confused with it's predecessor the USS John S. McCain (DL-3) which was commissioned 1953 – 1978  ↩

Boston Free Speech Rally Quashed By Pro-Censorship Forces, Pickup Truck Bed Flag Index Climbs

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A rally in support of Free Speech set to happen in Boston was cancelled today after pro censorship terrorists massed in opposition to the rally. After antifa terrorists attacked a similar rally in Charlottesville, Virginia; organizers of the Boston event distanced themselves from the Charlottesville event organized by former Obama For America activist Jason Kessler. This denunciation seemed to embolden the forces of leftist terrorists with ~30,000 marching against free speech in Boston today.

Meanwhile outside of coastal pantsuit strongholds, the Pickup Truck Bed Flag1 index is nearing the all time high set on the night of May 2nd, 2011 after Osama Bin Laden's death was announced. The PTBF is an indicator of acute political interest among rural, conservative2 Americans. This latest increase differs from the 2011 run up in that 2011's peak featured the flag of the occupying Union government forces nearly exclusively. Now the Union flag is losing substantial truck bed share to the Gadsden flag suggestion a more aggressively rebellious posture on the part of rural Americans.

  1. abbreviated PTBF  ↩

  2. i.e. Real  ↩

Trezor, Others Affected By "Fault Injection" – May Leak Keys

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A security flaw in Trezor hardware Bitcoin wallets can reveal users private keys, due to faulty STMicroelectronics chips used in the manufacture of the devices. While Trezor has released a fix for the hack detailed in this archived Medium post, the company – along with other hardware wallet manufacturers such as KeepKey – will continue to use chips from STMicroelectronics that may contain other fault injection vulnerabilities, and result in SFYL if Government agencies or other parties gain access to the device for even a short period of time. Trezor assured users that "everything is fine" and “coins are safe” provided devices are kept within reach of their owners since the glitch isn't a remote execution attack. A blog post on the trezor.io website promises that they will "publish a detailed report in the coming days".

Google, Godaddy, And CoinBase Go Political – Kill Accounts For Conservative Action And Advocacy

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Hot on the heels of the Daily Stormer's domain name being hijacked by Google, fans of the DS who donated bitcoin to its owner Andrew Anglin via Coinbase are reporting their Coinbase accounts have now been terminated. In response to the bans, some users are unwittingly blaming Bitcoin itself, saying:

…So much for anonymous currency.

It's clear that many in the alt-right deride bitcoin and do so to their own detriment. These are the same people who call for violence but quickly retract such statements and cry when confronted by the first sign of it, claiming they are about solutions while continuing to ignore Bitcoin for the most part.

Antifa Terrorists And Pantsuit Local Government Shut Down Conservative Rally – Fatalities Reported

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Violence erupted in Charlottesville, Virginia as the city government and local police conspired with Antifa terrorists to cancel a rally promoting understanding, tolerance, and unity among American conservatives and instead bake a riot. Decisions made by Charlottesville mayor Michael Singer (WOT:nonperson), Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe (WOT:nonperson), and the Charlottesville Police Department (WOT:nonpeople) turned a planned peaceful assembly into a mass casualty incident with fatalities.

The planned event dubbed "United the Right" had already been subject to overt leftist opposition since its announcement was granted an assembly permit and police protection only after a court ordered the City of Charlottesville to accommodate the American public's right to assemble in public spaces.

On the morning of the event Charlottesville police allowed Antifa terrorists to assault event attendees with excrement and chemical weapons as they travelled to the reserved park space. The approved event plans which called for physical separation between attendees of the conservative unity event and "protesters" were not implemented.1

Then minutes before the event could begin and after the crowd had assembled, police declared an unlawful assembly, withdrew to the outside of the crowd and kettled the conservative event attendees and Antifa terrorist together. The result was an escalation of violence that "no one could have predicted".

During the brawl, where it appears red blooded American conservatives were happy to contain their fight to engaging Antifa aggressors, a number of Antifa terrorists began spreading their violent outburst. They encircled a passing motorist in his vehicle and attacked the 20 year old motorist, attempting to remove him from his car. This lead to the motorist's Dodge Challenger2 colliding with a collection of Antifa bodies in an apparent attempt to escape. The motorist has been detained on murder charges by Charlottesville police.

At some point a police helicopter also crashed killing two occupants.

America's cold civil war appears to be getting much hotter.

  1. Not that complete separation could have been possible in light of substantial bird dogging and infiltration of the event by antifa terrorists.  ↩

  2. The late model one with the regulation mandated"Pedestrian Safety" bumper, not a classic with amputating and maiming metal bumper which would make more sense if this were a planned attack.  ↩

Tensions Rise This Week As Fake News Media Badgers God Emperors

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The fake news media has spent this past week stoking tensions between the God Emperors Kim Jung Un of the Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea and Donald Trump of the United States. Where Trump's predecessors Clinton I, Bush II, and the Manchurian Candidate have responded to routine North Korean diplomatic missives by becoming the Kim Family regime's weird girlfriend, Trump instead responded with 14 words:1

They will be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.

The fake news media has responded to the co-existence of God Emperor of Best Korea Kim and God Emperor of the United States2 Trump by suddenly going back and reporting on all of the progress North Korea has made in the field of nuclear weapons since they successfully detonated their first during the Bush II presidency. Progress made by Best Korea on warhead miniaturization and missile embiggenation over a decade during the Manchurian Candidate's 8 years as president has been dumped in to the US popular news cycle all at once.

There is substantial uncertainty in how the clash of the God Emperors will resolve. The Democratic People's Republic of Best Korea's Kim, enabled by the Manchurian Candidate's tenure as President of the United States of Best Korea, now actually has the nuclear deterrent that Saddam, Ghaddafi, and other members of the international community targeted for Arkencide by Hillary Rodham-Clinton lacked.

With the non-zero chance "nuclear deterrent" theory gets put to the test, it may be prudent to stockpile enough NAND flash memory to satisfy anticipated needs for quite some time, as most of it is produced within range of Best Korea's conventional artillery batteries.

  1. These are not to be confused with those other 14 words:

    We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

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  2. The abbreviation GEOTUS is gaining traction in mass market publications.  ↩