Monthly Archives: November 2016

ViaBTC Enters Contract Mining Scamspace

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ViaBTC has announced their entry into the world of Bitcoin cloud-mining scams, offering hashrate sales of their S9 mining power for 0.21 BTC per 1 TH/s. The announcement also stated that users would be able to trade mining contracts in a similar manner to failed mining exchange cex.io.

Our cloud mining exchange platform is under development and will be soon integrated into www.viabtc.com. At that time users can freely trade their cloud mining contracts. Early-stage contract holders can direct their contacts to www.viabtc.com then by signing their wallet addresses.

ViaBTC further stated that "Redemption of miners and change of mining pool are not available for the contract" ensuring that suckers for the scam are not able to use the purchased hashpower on any competing pool or fork.

The recent moves seem to be the death rattles of Roger Ver's latest attempt to stage a coup, having failed to bribe Venezuelan miners to join his revolution. ViaBTC pool stands at ~7% of total network hashrate at the time of this article.

Vilsack Attempts To Whitewash Hussein Bahamas Rural Legacy

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Outgoing United States Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack (WOT:nonperson) issued a statement this week attempting to whitewash the legacy of destruction wrought by the Hussein Bahamas administration upon rural America.1 Vilsack's statement however completely fails to mention anything about agriculture.

Between unsustainable subsidized grain markets that force farmers to plant crops with an eye for minimizing their inevitable loss while hungry hungry hamplanets can't eat fast enough to make a meaningful dent in the glut of stored grain from years past to so called "employment growth" that consists of small towns landing bigger Walmarts,2 Vilsack's statement is out of touch with rural American reality.

Is it any wonder rural America voted to summon The Great Again? Soy for your loss.

  1. In full:

    Statement by Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack on Rural America at a Glance, 2016 Edition

    WASHINGTON, Nov. 14, 2016—Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack today released the following statement on Rural America at a Glance, 2016 Edition, an annual report by USDA's Economic Research Service:

    "At the depths of the Great Recession, rural counties were shedding 200,000 jobs per year, rural unemployment stood at nearly 10 percent, and poverty rates reached heights unseen in decades. Many rural communities were ill-positioned to bounce back quickly.

    "Over the course of the Obama Administration, USDA has made targeted Federal investments in rural areas to create jobs, generate economic opportunity, and strengthen rural communities. This strategy, focused on production agriculture, the biobased economy, local and regional food systems, and conservation and natural resources, is helping the rural economy retool itself for the 21st century.

    "Today's report underscores the result of these efforts: rural America has begun a remarkable comeback. Key economic indicators continue to show that rural America is rebounding. Rural unemployment continued to decline in 2015, dropping below 6 percent for the first time since 2007, and rural poverty rates have fallen. Median household incomes in rural areas increased by 3.4 percent in 2015, and rural populations have stabilized and are beginning to grow. Child food insecurity nationwide is at an all-time low.

    "The future of rural America looks much brighter today than when President Obama took office. The incredible results highlighted in the new report demonstrate how long-term government investment and positive partnerships with public institutions are central to rural America's continued progress."

    The Rural America at a Glance, 2016 Edition report can be viewed on the ERS website. To read more about USDA's investments in rural America and its successful turnaround, visit USDA's entry on Medium.com, Rural America Is Back in BusinessThis is an external link or third-party site outside of the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) website..

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    USDA is an equal opportunity provider, employer and lender.

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  2. On this front Obamacare has been employment figures up by making incentives for hiring more warm bodies and scheduling each warm body for less hours. Thusly one full time employee is replaced by 3-4 quarter time employees which means more people are employee in absolute terms.  ↩

SEC Chair Mary Jo White Leads Exodus Of Unexpired Appointees Ahead Of Trumpreich

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United States Securities and Exchange Commission Chairmyn Mary Jo White (WOT:nonperson) is leading an exodus of bureaucrats appointed by lame duck Hussein Bahamas, and many of these bureaucrats still have years remaining before the expiration of their appointments. White's appointment is not scheduled to expire until 2019 when the next presidential election's primary campaigns begin dominating the mainstream news cycle. This atypical wave of departures will provide president elect Trump substantial freedom as the Trumpreich begins the work of summoning The Great Again. The only notable figure with no plans of departing is lame duck Hussein Bahamas who intends to stick around in the swamp in order to "mentor" the president elect. Peace in our time.

Google Pull Adsense From News Content It Doesn't Like

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Google is set to implement a new policy depriving news and informational sites of revenue from their adsense program unless their work is concordant with Google's political version of the truth. This surely has absolutely nothing to do with recent events in which political reality was found to diverge from the politically correct truth.

Sorry for your loss.

Today In Accidental Insecurity

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Hash: SHA1

Phuctor reported popping keys 6EF3D2C0BA64734A3C0425B21EB0CAA26FE81A7C and EFD9448A5FE501B107C32AD15AB4C1237924BE94 at 20:32:51 GMT yesterday. 

The shared factor is

3100568694595076734686979820330253089614865506425934747234722044220976925441335217738426027833105034245
6445126481343091027696015873408329180286505324090208791356401685488632594573639626011967028852284987701
0967115630719364594515514565864083475198410533100792088012571668579091700397319607658923685438658044430
5286529066624341477320563024789004984638956787358622173523575700630550890562046936247939825607494279930
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733176552634481080290679291021661954570523305447050841482495845936945694373844932850748050349261100319

which appears to be a prime number.

The exponent and other metadata associated with the keys seem intact. Apparently the modules in question belong to the 2016 and 2015 signing keys of an entity identifying itself as "seclab@airgapped.sec.t-labs.tu-berlin.de", which in the biosphere maps to TU Berlin (Technische Universitat Berlin)'s "Institut Fur Softwaretechnick und Theoretische Informatik"'s IT Security Lab, an entity with long running connections to the BND (Germany's version of the NSA) as well as a substantial trail of published CompSec papers. 

The keys had been submitted that same day at 13:50:45.642313 via the self-serve web interface, and were factored immediately thereafter because of the shared factor.

Peace in our time.
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PS the pubkey is here for your amusement : 

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Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 14 (TM)(R) – The Great Again Cometh

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Welcome to the fourteenth edition of the Qntra Not Quite News Roundup Xtend (TM)(R). The below events are alleged to have happened, but they are decidedly innocent of newsworthiness.

  • Violent protests continue in major American metropolitan centers as NEETs continue adapting to their new employment. Amid the continued economic stimulus wrought by the mere likelihood of The Great Again, one protester in Portland was shot by an African American male in his late teens who fired into the crowd and fled by motor carriage.
  • An 18 year old student at the University of Louisiana Lafayette faces charges of filing a false police report after she confessed that she falsified her initial report that two white men attacked her and stole her hijab. She admitted that she was actually not attacked. There is no word on what actions may be taken against her by the University of Louisiana Lafayette for her bias incident intended to incite crime against white men.
  • This week's altcoin drawing unwarranted attention is "our democracy".
  • Numerous similar unsubstantiated reports of attacks against persons who are not white men have been receiving substantial attention in the mainstream media without any details being provided. The attacks are simply being referred to as a "wave" with few particular incidents at all being described. Meanwhile numerous racially motivated attacks against white men and women are being committed with the attackers assuming their victims must have voted for Trump due to their whiteness.
  • Vagrant "overdoses" continue in downtown St Louis. There still have been no fatalities reported, but the number of vagrants hospitalized is approaching one hundred.
  • Social media has been flooded by calls for violence by radical leftists in the United States following a dramatic defeat of the country's major socialist party in the recent election. The major socialist party lost on nearly every single national or statewide office on the ballot outside of Illinois and municipal offices in urban metropolitan areas.
  • Four Americans, two soldiers and two contractors, were killed during a bombing inside Bagram Air base in Afghanistan. The bomber was also killed in the blast.
  • The Trans Pacific Partnership trade agreement is now dead. The two thousand plus page agreement negotiated in secret required an untold number of bureaucrat centuries to compile.
  • The manner in which the Trumpreich will obliterate Obamacare is in flux with congressional members of the GOP supposing to fill the void with a less oppressive but equally spendy beast that will continue throw value into the financial black hole that is the American healthcare system.
  • Marine La Pen's chances of becoming the next French prime minister continue to improve as called on Qntra back in June.
  • Colin Kaepernick, Blaine Gabbert's backup quarterback, after protesting American politics by kneeling during the national anthem confession that he did not care about American politics enough to vote in the election.
  • After a brief fundraising boom, OpenBSD is failing to meet their new, more ambitious fundraising goals. The amount of funds presently raised however appears sufficient to keep the lights on.
  • There is speculation that "our democracy" will handle the question of Hillary Rodham-Clinton and Huma Weiner's criminal activity by opening token prosecutions of the two allowing Hussein Bahamas to officially pardon them to avoid prevent actual prosecution via the constitutional prohibition on "double jeopardy".
  • Many who warned of the crisis to "our democracy" presented if Trump and his supporters refused to accept the election's outcome are now refusing to accept the election's outcome, if that wasn't clear already from recent events.
  • In spite of the campaign to replace the United States Government with the Trumpreich's promises to drain the swamp in the US capital, there has been no discussion of any particulars regarding dykes, weirs, or pumps to conduct the necessary removal of water. Everything has been focused on the removal of socialist politruks.
  • There is an outstanding demand for to replace the antiquated Reich's domain name system with a Republican alternative.

Uncertainty reigns as The Great Again approaches. Keep coming back and wait for The Great Again to happen.

Numerous Jobs For The Unemployable Being Created As The Great Again Approaches

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Following Hillary Clinton's election loss and concession, numerous otherwise unemployable homo sapiens have begun careers as professional protesters. Recruiting materials for these new jobs suggest a 15 United States dollar average rate of pay for these newly created protesting jobs. This is substantially more than the average pay rate negotiated by the United Food And Commercial Workers for dues paying members of their union.

Trump Voter Lynched In Chicago For Supporting The Great Again

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A gathering of urban black youths in Chicago savagely lynched an older white Donald Trump voter to near death in Chicago after Hillary Clinton's loss began the summoning of the Great Again. There is no credible information yet on the Great Again's disposition to urban America, but it is possible that continued racially motivated violence may cause the Great again to treat the urban population with disfavor.

Duterte Welcomes US Trumpreich And Looks Forward To Warm Relations

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Phillipine President Rodrigo Duterte (WOT:unknown/undisclosed) said he was a "small molecule" compared to the United States President Elect and said he would honor agreements between the Phillipines and the incoming United States government. Duterte praised their shared "passion to serve".Previously Duterte called the lame duck President Hussein Bahamas a "son of a whore" causing the outgoing US President to cancel a meeting at ASEAN over his hurt feelings.

St Louis Homeless Overdose On Fake Weed As The Great Again Looms

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Multiple dozens of homeless persons have been carted away from the grounds of the New Life Evangelistic Center in down town St Louis, Missouri after overdosing on fake marijuana. At 11 am Wednesday police chief Sam Dotson drove by the site while 11 homeless individuals had gone to the ground during a 20 minute interval. The New Life Evangelistic Center is a homeless shelter at 14th and Locus near the heart of the city and its occupancy permit has been revoked since May 2015. Keep smiling for the coming of the Great Again looms large1 over America.

  1. Clinically obese by body mass index ↩