Virginia's pantsuit government has passed a bill demanding all magazines capable of holding more than 12 rounds of ammunition be destroyed or surrendered to police with the failure to do so classed as a felony (archived). This is just the latest taunt directed at the more than 20,000 armed men who politely demonstrated on the Capitol lawn before leaving in peace. The #Vexit movement that would see most Virginia counties instead hoisting the West Virginia flag is still not being seriously discussed in "mainstream" media outlets as a peaceful resolution to Virginia's current governance crisis.
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Chicago App For Hiring Get-Away Cars Suspends Service
"Car 2 Go", a service allowing hourly car rentals through a mobile app, has suspended service in Chicago after being connected to a rash of crimes (archived). Continue reading
US Army Working To Develop "Cuck Box" Technology To Warn Nags When They Have Been Tuned Out
The US Army is funding an effort at Northeastern University to develop technology for indentifying when audiences have "disengaged" from nagging speakers or "implicit bias in the workplace" using their own words (archived). Continue reading
Trump Acquitted Of Impeachment Charges As Senate Trial Ends
The US Senate has acquitted democratically elected US President Donald Trump on the charges brought forward in the lower legislative chamber's impeachment. Continue reading
SOCOM Drama Continues: Navy SEAL Head On Zher Way Out
Rear Admirald Collin Green is reportedly planning to resign from his position as head of the US Navy's Special Forces with a planned departure date in September (archived). Continue reading
Rush Limbaugh Announces Advanced Lung Cancer Diagnosis
Rush Limbaugh announced yesterday during his radio program that he has been diagnosed with an advanced case of lung cancer (archived). Limbaugh rose to prominence during the 1990's attacking Clinton insanity and during the 2016 campaign was one of the few mainstream "conservative" media figures in the US supporting democratically elected US President Donald Trump's "Make Great Again" flavor of populism.
Pantsuits Fuck Their Iowa Caucus, Results Delayed Indefinitely
Last Night's Iowa caucuses delivered a resounding win for incumbent US President Donald Trump on the GOP side, but the other party's results are being delayed indefinitely due to malfunctions (archived). Warnings had been sounded several weeks ago that changes made to the caucus procedure on the Pantsuitist side were setting up a disaster, but "Nobody could have predicted" (archived). Continue reading
Desperate Hoaxtoshi Craig Wright Tries To Patent Everything Bitcoin
Serial liar Hoaxtoshi, a.k.a. Craig Wright (WoT: nonperson) is desperately flailing for relevance by spamming 831 patent applications, including one on the original Bitcoin code, to fiat registrars. In regards to patenting the Bitcoin whitepaper and code, he was quoted as saying: Continue reading
Montana GOP Disavows State Senator Over Strong Anti-Socialist Position
Montana State senator Rodney Garcia was allegedly overhead saying "the constitution says to either shoot socialists or put them in jail" this past weekend (archived). GOP party officials were quick to condemn the alleged utterance despite their own professed opposition to socialism, with one saying: Continue reading
US Pantsuits In Disarray After Impeachment Gambit Fails With Iowa Causus Looming
The Pantsuit movement in the US has dealt itself a grave blow as the US Senate denied their efforts to extend trial of the House's impeachment through the introduction of new witnesses and generally re-doing the investigation and indictment process the House rushed through (archived). The weaknesses of the case presented in the House impeachment appears to have only became known to Pantuitist leaders after they had already rushed charges against democratically elected US President Donald Trump through the legislative chamber they control. Continue reading