Bitcoin Network Mining Difficulty Up ~3.9% To New All Time High

The mining difficulty on the Bitcoin network has risen ~3.9 percent to 922724699725.96276855 from 888171856257.32055664 for a new all time high. This is ever so slightly above the previous all time high of 923233068448.90527344 set in the first difficulty adjustment following the schism of a Roger Ver-ified altcoin away from the Blockchain. The continued efforts propping up the Roger Ver-ified chain is proving to be a very expensive proposition for the involved fiat interests.

US Serf Recorder Equifax Hacked

Consumer credit Indenture reporting firm Equifax announced on Thursday that they were hacked sometimes between May and July, and that the personal data of up to 143 million people1 in the U.S. was liberated. The information for some U.K. and Canadian residents was exposed as well. The company says they became aware of the breach on July 29 of this year, and hired an undisclosed cybersecurity firm to investigate. News of the breach, which could be one of the biggest in the U.S. ever, caused Equifax shares to fall 5.4% in after-market trading.


  1. This is roughly half of them.  

Pantsuits Attempt Marginalizing Senate Candidate Kid Rock In Home Town

Pantsuit agitators are petitioning for the cancellation of a concert series by Michigan Senate Candidate Kid Rock where the entertainer and Detroit native will be christening the city's new Little Ceasar's arena.  Astroturf social engineering firms using the names "National Action Network" and "Damon J. Keith Center for Civil Rights at Detroit’s Wayne State University" are alleging that Kid Rock's statement "Fuck Colin Kaepernick",1 expressing a very popular sentiment, placed make Kid Rock an irredeemable racist out of touch with mainstream American values.

In 2011 Kid Rock accepted the "Great Expectations Award" from the Detroit chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People which was awarded for his substantial service and philanthropy supporting Detroit black community. At the dinner where Kid Rock was presented the award he told the 10,000 attendees:

“I love America. I love Detroit, and I love black people”


  1. Colin Kaepernick is a unpopular USian sportsballer who is trying to use Pantsuit polititical activism to lengthen his sportsball career through blackmail. Kaepernick's sportsball career peaked in 2013 and by 2016 his declining performance lead to his replacement by Blaine Gabbert, an unremarkable replacement level player whose level of performance Kaepernick had fallen well below.  

No Such lAbs Posts Positive Cashflow On Continued FUCKGOATS Sales

No Such lAbs reports their first month of positive cash flow in their August 2017 statement. This marks a milestone in the development of this New World business. There are no signs of any actual movement by fiat concerns to enter the business space occupied by the ascendant No Such lAbs.

Former Nobel Peace Prize Winner Graduates To Genocide In Move From Dissident To Head Of State

Aung San Suu Kyi, the 1990 Nobel Peace Prize Winner and current State Counsellor Of Myanmar,1 is facing allegations that she has advanced her collection of Peace skills to include genocide. Specifically her government is accused of pursuing peace with the Muslim Rohingya people of Myanmar's coastal Rakhine State by killing them all into a state of peaceful submission.


  1. An ad hoc de facto head of state office created because she is constitutionally ineligible for Myanmar's Presidency.  

Trump To Pressure Congress, Sets Collision Course Over Hussein Bahamas' Legacy Of Executive Overreach

Within the day, elected United States President Donald Trump is set to deliver what may be the biggest blow to Pantsuit of his Presidency so far. Trump is anticipated to announce the end of Hussein Bahamas "Deferred Action On Child Arrivals" set of executive orders on immigration, with the action to end the program itself being deferred six months. The move would end executive action on an aspect of immigration which is explicitly and constitutionally designated the exclusive domain of the legislature,1 while giving the legislature ample time to decide if they want to implement the measures themselves or not.

Since Trump's election, Pantsuit and their Fake News allies have been conducting substantial marketing including push polls and labelling beneficiaries of the abusive orders with the focus group tested title "Dreamers". Rumours and innuendo suggest Pantsuit is so set on this2 as its Rubicon that deposed former US "strongman" Hussein Bahamas will post a statement to Facebook in response. Zhe is expected to condemn President Trump and label the principle behind zher own past executive overreach "our core values".

Meanwhile, swamp creatures in the US Congress are set to try passing the buck by insisting that "The Congressional Calendar is full", a statement that is only true in the sense that the Congressional Calendar is and always has been full of obstructionist wank. This leaves each member of the US Congress faced with a dilemma, continue pretending Pantsuit and its fake news allies retain any relevance at all or go all in on The Great Again.


  1. This is distinct from the other aspects of the border question, which the constitution defers to the executive.  

  2. As opposed to that.  

Information Of USG Approved Job Seekers Left Exposed On Amazon "Bucket"

Personal information on a number of job seekers cleared by the United States Government for security sensitive positions has been found exposed on a unsecured Amazon S3 "bucket". Credit for the emplacement goes to private security firm TigerSwan and application processing vendor TalentPen. Once again USG, Pantsuit, and their low quality rental friends score another own goal in the fight against themselves.

Elon Musk's Tesla Faces Federal Probe For Insufficient Socialism, Failing To Make Tesla Ford Again

Woes for Elon Musk's (WOT:nonperson) Tesla Motors continue to mount with the US "National Labor Relations Board" investigating the firm for insufficient socialism. The Board alleges it has been receiving complaints that Musk isn't warmly opening Tesla's orfices for Pantsuit worker's committees and a proletariate hand in governing Tesla's operations, as is SOP for USian automobile firms. Perhaps Musk will let the interlopers Make Tesla Ford Again!