134,000+ names and social security numbers of Navy personnel were accessed by an unknown individuals, according to a report by the NCIS on Wednesday. HP Enterprise services notified the Navy on October 27th that one of it's employees had their laptop breached, though officials say there is no evidence the liberated data had been misused at this time. The data was part of the Career Waypoints database, which sailors use to submit re-enlistment or Military Occupation Specialty job requests. The Navy has stated it will be offering credit monitoring services for those affected and will contact the affected personnel by phone, email, and post to advise them of their loss.
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Are All Yall Children Ready To Die: 6th Child Dies After School Bus Wreck In Tennessee
A sixth child died as a result of a school bus wreck earlier this week. Twenty-four year old Johnthony Walker was just starting another week of work driving other people's children to school when he asked his charges "Are yall ready to die?" before carrying on in a manner than lead the bus to tip over and get cleaved by a utility pole. Five children died the day of the crash before this latest fatality. Five more children remain hospitalized as a result of this crash.
No drugs or alcohol were found in Johnthony's bodily fluids by the police. Durham School Services CEO David Duke1 expressed remorse over the incident in a video statement.
Not that David Duke. ↩
US Celebration Of Consumerism Begins
The "holiday season" an orgy of consumerism where Americans race to spend money they don't have on plasti-crap (TM)(R) begins tonight and continues through the end of December. Travellers are advised to proceed with caution as Americans consumers are prone to explode into violence while shopping this time of year. This seasonal increase in violence happens on top of the place's basal level of violence.
Yeezus Cancels US Tour Dates After Backlash Against His Support For Trumpreich
Kanye West, the father of Kim Kardashian's children, cancelled the remaining United States portion of his "Saint Pablo" tour after his public declaration of support for the President Elect lead to backlash from socialist agitators. Last Thursday the self declared Yeezus, genius, and voice of a generation came onstage in Sacramento and proceeded to condemn Hillary Rodham-Clinton, Beyonce, Jay-Z, and the radio industry for their continued support of destructive socialist politicians and policies. Kanye West also admonished his fellow black people to stop talking about race so much. The rapper who called out George W. Bush for not caring about black people in the wake of Hurricane Katrina is now being condemned as a "white nationalist" by the same socialist media that once lionized and fawned over him.
Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 15 (TM)(R) – Pence In Our Time
Welcome to the fifteenth edition of the Qntra Not Quite News Roundup Xtend (TM)(R). The below events are alleged to have happened, but they are decidedly innocent of newsworthiness.
- The United States President Elect has begun selecting personnel for appointed positions in the Trumpreich. The exodus of even unexpired appointees of the lame duck Hussein Bahamas regime means there are a substantial number of jobs to be filled. The application for appointments to the Trumpreich is available through GreatAgain.gov
- The domain change.gov no longer resolves.
- In a development of no surprise the US IRS has publicly requested all transaction records from Coinbase for the years 2013 through 2015 in order to check for compliance with fiat tax laws. Sorry for our complete lack of surprise.
- Two notable persons made a bet.
- Wailing, gnashing, and failure to accept the world as it is continues among the mainstream socialist media.
- Wailing, gnashing, and failure to accept the world as it is continues among urban crowds in the United States as samples collected via arrest indicate 30 to 50 percent of the protesters did not care enough to vote.
- A recent poll shows only 27 percent of Americans surveyed believe their personal finances would improve under Trumpreich, but an even more dismal 19% believed they would have benefited financially from a Clitler regime.
- Trends on fiat/Bitcoin interfaces continue to show bull, but it would still be unsurprising if they gave up on their fiction1 and began reporting magenta, dove gray, or old hot dog as their exchange rate.
- The cast and audience at a performance of the musical "Hamilton" shamed and booed Vice President Elect Mike Pence for deigning to watch their fruity paean to one of the most destructive men in American history.
Pence in our time.
The one where the fiat US dollar is worth even 1/10,000th of a Bitcoin just as Hillary was 85+% likely winrar. ↩
Phuctor Reveals 1 in ~2700 SSH-capable Machines On The Internet Still "Debianized"
Phuctor is a public service operated by S.NSA. It catalogues extant RSA public keys which are inexpensively breakable by any known means.
A short "trip down memory lane" is in order. From 2006 to 2008, Debian shipped with a sabotaged SSH key generator — which was capable of producing strictly 32768 distinct private keys of any given length.
According to Official Truth, this particular story ended in 2008, when the Debian "bug" was fixed. But in reality, a carefully-engineered boobytrap is truly a gift that keeps on giving.
Phuctor has been digesting SSH keys obtained from a scan of the complete IPv4 space since June of 2016. These have yielded, and continue to yield, breakable RSA moduli.
On Wednesday, November the 16th, factors from 168923 trivially-breakable "Debianized" RSA keys1 were added to Phuctor's database. This resulted in a discovery of 1366 distinct hits, distributed across 689 newly-broken RSA moduli. The count of RSA SSH keys (each found at a particular scanned IP, and not necessarily unique) present in Phuctor's database at the time was 2941798. The 689 moduli represented a set of 1074 IP addresses where a machine had responded to an SSH query.2
This leads us to an interesting conclusion: roughly 1 in 2700 SSH-capable machines in the IPv4 space is actively making use of a "Debianized" SSH key, even today; its traffic is effortlessly transparent to enemy eyes.
Peace in our time, shitgnomes!
Many of these Linux boxes are likewise using a "Debianized" SSH key for remote login. And if you, the reader, can find and forensically-instrument such a machine, it may prove to be an excellent source of NSAware for the discerning entomologist. ↩
Plus one other very peculiar key, appearing to belong to a USG provocateur organization called "Mayfirst". It seems to have started life as an SSH key, and is clearly Debianized, but it is not part of the set we converted to RFC4880 format for digestion in Phuctor. Instead, it had been gathered from SKS as part of Phuctor's original working set! ↩
James Clapper, Chief US Spook Resigns
Today United States Director of National Intelligence James Clapper (WOT:nonperson) announced his resignation effective at the conclusion of lame duck Hussein Bahamas' term as president. This is the latest in a long series of resignations allowing space for the President elect to reshape the former United States Government into the Trumpreich in order to better summon The Great Again. Peace in our time.
Today In Accidental Insecurity
-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Phuctor reported popping keys 6EF3D2C0BA64734A3C0425B21EB0CAA26FE81A7C and EFD9448A5FE501B107C32AD15AB4C1237924BE94 at 20:32:51 GMT yesterday. The shared factor is 3100568694595076734686979820330253089614865506425934747234722044220976925441335217738426027833105034245 6445126481343091027696015873408329180286505324090208791356401685488632594573639626011967028852284987701 0967115630719364594515514565864083475198410533100792088012571668579091700397319607658923685438658044430 5286529066624341477320563024789004984638956787358622173523575700630550890562046936247939825607494279930 3909984882283079716566423141876709031507883553455452314931202170711277559709938918157034624428381091843 733176552634481080290679291021661954570523305447050841482495845936945694373844932850748050349261100319 which appears to be a prime number. The exponent and other metadata associated with the keys seem intact. Apparently the modules in question belong to the 2016 and 2015 signing keys of an entity identifying itself as "seclab@airgapped.sec.t-labs.tu-berlin.de", which in the biosphere maps to TU Berlin (Technische Universitat Berlin)'s "Institut Fur Softwaretechnick und Theoretische Informatik"'s IT Security Lab, an entity with long running connections to the BND (Germany's version of the NSA) as well as a substantial trail of published CompSec papers. The keys had been submitted that same day at 13:50:45.642313 via the self-serve web interface, and were factored immediately thereafter because of the shared factor. Peace in our time. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.10 (GNU/Linux) iQIcBAEBAgAGBQJYKhfbAAoJEFq0wSN5JL6UDfkQAJ7gcI1tNyYZimZ1N9BxRXu3 tftSv1aPGe8zEUYzZVSrk6dIp9sm0AjqxtDG56179Gz+RkQ8ydHgKd6qOwHOPz+I gsjqB9uU8XqxH83mN33JjW70I7/ZGH/S+H1e+zxeBzORwaXdA2KEXw4xaypU4mzV IcOP/xIfrN7+aoe0DeEgRsvDEBsJA3GnN90P3T5VbHNrOQZuy6kbYi63FRDWXT5j h3FZ25TL5WajBorz0Klzf3UN5kV59TpQsXmQj3jtgeG0Mxaq328qnHGDxIIGIvXJ wFojfkdJUfXg6AMW30txdCEfGb90SOiDxLtVCyXBiONhZ0b6Y/EAqU33bPVIoN3S hksBKH4OA4IFPTnh1rJhiC9jAehQFiBj/NzXAsAZsDsYHK0XirQ4jxsmPmywMIRR SAy1j+RgXla9XPUyj7Ha8Zgmd+BDpKUqj8CRVdQe+PDNYTk/J7TYFRLCEw9rZ6Tp 671/xDb7CDpnXJperJCts5L9k71ELmvg2FyPoQMitmhKFV73VXup4kfcylYOhJIP qRRtS+2VyRKetfaNZ4pACqy1BGivkAtLMZrojQppAAD/K0axLBGFhkxlmsWJdrI0 q5piCtxQeCb+VtwFqN9ei/eu9YMKkn9RIxZdwhCNmVkBWcOZGYlYa80pzKRuJzFL FYxTT+UTb7lJr9tuabVp =aVsu -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- PS the pubkey is here for your amusement : -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.10 (GNU/Linux) mQINBFaFwYABEADtmRfrcv5LKDukO9mPFj3FMx1H3e73MZ0eM5qyzL+pEuekHA8C YoyFilEVeNFzoKtCXfv+PVDSeWSaBIfKHv807iILwTsgfyOC121BTshJeE39Tchs W08brGCXbXN9sBiruU4U9Mkc7422tqSe1+zjHQVCgakiJOutmcm6/ZtJMbMTXg4D rlVVlRK6Q3JQcP/5kSgx1Jp3wu7v3htVfGhFFm1AGu2vc9167+KmwfWpC3piIHa5 fx+uhZdSXc2miG9za3OZDjcaXEJOgC5um4RpmKbc4Kj04hl2GTc/ll3aRu6O5HqE yyBxMhwOxBhlAvoD7fSmNDcGlEDRt4iJ9o7e35NWuLVd9ltduzWP8GBu610VtKQz 0IKjX7zflal1Yd4MmbTyB/MmxUzRQJP3fiBjx4KhSm38fkWADNh+gA0th1mV/wHT VAKSclKD7farx4xPWrp0IrVjBx4s+yLgmSzL3fjPlmz27uqOoVYXdcwX2IynOizK S8QVHTgJh7rFJuOVtdAfmExJtbkc0HzkN++btdejX7CZAy+Lwq/LyL7wBnKIM3gp 8eVocX+Z0sDxOiNzL3EeIN79b4VTPGrCk0uUaiVuhHKzpLJMsw/y0sWVmEZCXO6B 72OLTwVIUAV0N78ut7yjTpZxJTeJya0k+uk35lp8SFDOwrwxFMt6aKeGAQARAQAB tEJTZWNsYWIgU2lnbmluZyBLZXkgMjAxNiA8c2VjbGFiQGFpcmdhcHBlZC5zZWMu dC1sYWJzLnR1LWJlcmxpbi5kZT6JAj4EEwECACgFAlaFwYACGwMFCQH0+gAGCwkI BwMCBhUIAgkKCwQWAgMBAh4BAheAAAoJEFq0wSN5JL6UYRAQAIpbEAL2rOsn5tQY bo3KvR/eC8FFPZ8B3KyP+RMbhA0hV+H68sonkXQdx2xLsr9+umZ1QscXLSv5bDTp gTCsSJ4q2/PMzKtXSPtp8bki6BAIrNfVnEncJ9IE/YzhOhDZmGEgMoEenxR4/Pwx Po/xd/Vva4mIwI3U41js1MyzVQNHJQkO0KVsRxpTLcaJCGwgrPpn3vEmFXp1diEZ AcBZvNAlQFPNn7Lurk5Rh8zUsIVAbuIDNTFLfb03GPK+oq/aTfjG4cAaldyWb9T9 E4me9wCjmgfrKjem0pqVNKBPL6sv0xH6BakPkj7FxFMDanaXStcH/3Po5DL0JvtT xc8SS+elFresfaoymq3wL98ES4aTlEXsxjw0StYZmaneeUHUW6iAnkvp3kxrwKbg xYczM/zSi86Mrw/rihW77VuyrKMJvbD+XNhjBAjnemPkvBg4REk53Y432q7YoKIs o3591XH8E3TzbvXJ5tlkiD/NLQX7KxkUBlSUsPIVOhCPoyqAD/28X345gf4Ciazo jZ4XfY/0gZA8aPIJpSKigDR7cbQp23jtk1SLnQhMqrv5k4l+5Jd/W9yy5/RAmEtz CmFPdtAHK4+wKK7LZdYKbeKQuB77w8yEQqo3Cd+UzoINUXbXvm8HlXJPXOE/wd54 u4nn1epDxJbiu+tyfJgebGaP8y4Q =I1WF -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Not Quite News Roundup Xtend 14 (TM)(R) – The Great Again Cometh
Welcome to the fourteenth edition of the Qntra Not Quite News Roundup Xtend (TM)(R). The below events are alleged to have happened, but they are decidedly innocent of newsworthiness.
- Violent protests continue in major American metropolitan centers as NEETs continue adapting to their new employment. Amid the continued economic stimulus wrought by the mere likelihood of The Great Again, one protester in Portland was shot by an African American male in his late teens who fired into the crowd and fled by motor carriage.
- An 18 year old student at the University of Louisiana Lafayette faces charges of filing a false police report after she confessed that she falsified her initial report that two white men attacked her and stole her hijab. She admitted that she was actually not attacked. There is no word on what actions may be taken against her by the University of Louisiana Lafayette for her bias incident intended to incite crime against white men.
- This week's altcoin drawing unwarranted attention is "our democracy".
- Numerous similar unsubstantiated reports of attacks against persons who are not white men have been receiving substantial attention in the mainstream media without any details being provided. The attacks are simply being referred to as a "wave" with few particular incidents at all being described. Meanwhile numerous racially motivated attacks against white men and women are being committed with the attackers assuming their victims must have voted for Trump due to their whiteness.
- Vagrant "overdoses" continue in downtown St Louis. There still have been no fatalities reported, but the number of vagrants hospitalized is approaching one hundred.
- Social media has been flooded by calls for violence by radical leftists in the United States following a dramatic defeat of the country's major socialist party in the recent election. The major socialist party lost on nearly every single national or statewide office on the ballot outside of Illinois and municipal offices in urban metropolitan areas.
- Four Americans, two soldiers and two contractors, were killed during a bombing inside Bagram Air base in Afghanistan. The bomber was also killed in the blast.
- The Trans Pacific Partnership trade agreement is now dead. The two thousand plus page agreement negotiated in secret required an untold number of bureaucrat centuries to compile.
- The manner in which the Trumpreich will obliterate Obamacare is in flux with congressional members of the GOP supposing to fill the void with a less oppressive but equally spendy beast that will continue throw value into the financial black hole that is the American healthcare system.
- Marine La Pen's chances of becoming the next French prime minister continue to improve as called on Qntra back in June.
- Colin Kaepernick, Blaine Gabbert's backup quarterback, after protesting American politics by kneeling during the national anthem confession that he did not care about American politics enough to vote in the election.
- After a brief fundraising boom, OpenBSD is failing to meet their new, more ambitious fundraising goals. The amount of funds presently raised however appears sufficient to keep the lights on.
- There is speculation that "our democracy" will handle the question of Hillary Rodham-Clinton and Huma Weiner's criminal activity by opening token prosecutions of the two allowing Hussein Bahamas to officially pardon them to avoid prevent actual prosecution via the constitutional prohibition on "double jeopardy".
- Many who warned of the crisis to "our democracy" presented if Trump and his supporters refused to accept the election's outcome are now refusing to accept the election's outcome, if that wasn't clear already from recent events.
- In spite of the campaign to replace the United States Government with the Trumpreich's promises to drain the swamp in the US capital, there has been no discussion of any particulars regarding dykes, weirs, or pumps to conduct the necessary removal of water. Everything has been focused on the removal of socialist politruks.
- There is an outstanding demand for to replace the antiquated Reich's domain name system with a Republican alternative.
Uncertainty reigns as The Great Again approaches. Keep coming back and wait for The Great Again to happen.
Numerous Jobs For The Unemployable Being Created As The Great Again Approaches
Following Hillary Clinton's election loss and concession, numerous otherwise unemployable homo sapiens have begun careers as professional protesters. Recruiting materials for these new jobs suggest a 15 United States dollar average rate of pay for these newly created protesting jobs. This is substantially more than the average pay rate negotiated by the United Food And Commercial Workers for dues paying members of their union.