Aspiring 'An Hero' Survives Police Station Assault

Michael Ford, despite recording his last will and testament in anticipation of dying to become 'an hero' to the people, managed to survive an armed assault on a police station in Landover, Maryland (archived). Instead a narcotics detective in street clothes who intervened to allow his fellow officers an opportunity to capture Ford alive was fatally shot by his fellow officers. Two of Ford's brothers who were present as non-combatant journalists are in police custody for recording the event in a clear assault by police on the American constitutional right for citizens to act as a free press. Video of the incident does not yet appear to be available on WORLDSTARHIPHOP at this time.

'Anybody Can Learn' Gets It In The Breech

Hadi Partovi, (archived) Code.org CEO, reports on ANYBODY CAN LEARN (archived) that his site has been compromised. He regretfully informs us that twelve thousand volunteer email addresses were captured in the attack. A technical freelancing firm based in Singapore took credit for the breach in an unsolicited email sent to one of the effected volunteer engineers. Continue reading

FBI Agents Investigated For Misconduct In Lavoy Finicum's Murder While Insisting Slaying Was Justified

The United States Department of "Justice" whose loyal FBI soldiers murdered Lavoy Finicum is continuing to insist the murder of this American hero was justified, even though it has been compelled to open a criminal investigation into several of the FBI Agents who unleashed the fatal hail of bullets on Finicum (archived). The alleged criminal behavior happened as the triggers were being pulled to fire bullets at Finicum, concerns the triggermen firing bullets at Finicum, and involves a conspiracy of the triggermen's FBI comrades in covering up facts about the events of Lavoy Finicum's martyrdom. Naturally the Preets at the Department of "Justice" continue insist the shooting was justified as their own enforcers go feral.

Leaked Voicemails Show Donald Trump-Clinton Cozy With Liberal Media

A number of leaked voicemails show New York con artist and politician Donald Trump-Clinton's warm, cozy relationship with members of the leftist media. Despite the character Trump-Clinton plays on television presenting an adversarial relationship with the mainstream media, the leaked messages show affection for Trump demonstrated by NBC personalities as diverse as Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski, and Tamron Hall (archived). Continue reading

Frontier County Prosecutor Alleges Circle Jerk iPhone Carries "Cyber Pathogens"

District Attorney Michael Ramos of San Bernadino County in California's desert frontier is now alleging the famous circle jerk iPhone 5c is now carrying a "cyber pathogen" (archived). With this latest wankery the podunk attorney is attempting to seriously allege a couple with a dangerous cyber pathogen would get themselves killed in a mundane shooting spree before they could deploy it. It's like suggesting a bio terrorist with Zika or Dengue would similarly get themselves killed in a boring normal shooting before spreading it to as many flying syringes as possible.

Twitter Materially Supporting Clinton Campaign With Censorship

Failing social media startup and fledgling political contractor Twitter is now facing allegations that it is materially contributing to Hilary Clinton's campaign with its censorship. Of particular note is that at this time the censored speech is critical of Clinton in ways consistent with the doctrine of the political party she affiliates with (archived).

Bankruptcy Artist Promotes Easier Libel Suits

Bankruptcy artist and the front runner for the United States presidential nomination from that state's other socialist party Donald Trump is now stumping for legislation that would expand libel torts available for use against news outlets (archived). This comes as Trump's campaign rival Marco Rubio today began raising concerns about Trump's business failures, his endorsement of blatant scams, and his advanced age. If Trump wins the presidency he would be 70 years old when sworn in to office making urinary incontinence a serious risk with substantial potential for national embarrassment if it manifested when meeting with foreign dignitaries. Hillary Clinton, the front runner for the nomination from the United States' primary socialist party, is one year younger than Trump, but has given birth to a child. This according to population trends means it is a near certainty she already has substantial experience handling urinary crises during public appearances.