Dublin Looters Destroy Grocery Store

lidlLooters in Dublin, Ireland appropriated a piece of construction equipment and removed structural material from a Lidl grocery store to achieve ingress and egress from the premises (archived). Reports out of Ireland and Airstrip One suggest a state of chaos amid routine winter weather self declared local authorities are apparently no longer capable of handling.

Attacks In Ouagadougou Hit French Embassy And Other Sites

Today in Ouagadougou militants launched a coordinated series of attacks. They detonated vehicle mounted explosives in the parking lot of a local military headquarters, and assaulted the French Embassy1 and other sites in this capital city of Burkina Faso. Due to the city's isolation from civilization, it is unlikely accurate accounts of the day's events will become available.


  1. According to popular reports the detachment assaulting the French Embassy lit their own truck on fire. (archived)  

Very Cold Britain Running Out Of Natural Gas

Britain's natural gas grid operators issued a warming that on this very day they will not have enough natural gas to meet heating demand in the middle of a stretch of severe winter weather. The numbers offered by the fellows issuing the warning on the day of the crisis are a shortfall of 54 million cubic metres or 14% less gas on hand than Britain needs today (archived).

SSL Certificate Reseller Leaks Private Keys

The CEO of SSL certificate reseller Trustico emailed the private keys for more than 23,000 keypairs to an employee of their "root authority" as part of a request to have the certificates mass revoked (archived). The identity of the mysterious "CEO" of Trustico has eluded reports though a fellow identifying himself at this time as "product manager Zane Lucas" (WOT:nonperson) has apparently been responsding to press inquiries. At other times in press releases related to Trustico have mentioned a "Zane Lucas, director" (archived). How Trustico acquired customer private keys appears to be related to their now unreachable website having offered an online "private key generator" which it directed customers too.

South Africa Set To Begin Uncompensated Land Thefts

On Tuesday the militant black power gang calling itself South Africa's parliament began passed legislation to seize all white owned land without compensation. The double talking Thief in Chief Cyril Ramaphosa (WOT:nonperson) offered these comments about this complete disenfranchisement of the country's remaining white population:

No-one is saying that land must be taken away from our people. Rather, it is how we can make sure that our people have equitable access to land and security of tenure. We must see this process of accelerated land redistribution as an opportunity and not as a threat.

At a time when the South African port city of Cape Town is running out of water under their mismanagement, the political criminal organization calling itself the African National Congress is resorting to race baiting and redistributive theft in a desperate attempt to salvage their public opinion. On how the loot from their plunder will be managed, Chief Thief offered:

We will handle it with responsibility. We will handle it in a way that will not damage our economy, that is not going to damage agricultural production.

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"Facebook Live" Fails To Stop Man With Gun, One Dead

A North Carolina man was shot while using Facebook's Live video feature to "out" suspected drug dealers in his community (archived). Both parties involved in the incident have felony convictions for selling cocaine, however the party armed with a firearm survived while the party armed with social media did not. The deceased's last words were:

"You on Live"

Police Chief Donnie Gay who talked to the social media wielder "on Live" minutes before the shooting offered that he though the fellow would get beat up rather than getting shot dead for recreationally outing drug dealers.

Chicoms Set To Lift Presidential Term Limits, Attempt To Putinize Xi Jinping

Reports are emerging that the Communist Party of China is set to remove lines from their constitution which limited Presidents to two consecutive terms at their upcoming Chicom party congress (archive). This move appears to be a step in the direction of the Chicoms committing to 64 year old General Secretary and President Xi Jinping for the rest of his natural or unnatural life.

Theft Today: Djibouti Breaks Contract And Seizes Private Port

The government of Djibouti seized the Doraleh Container Terminal from UAE based DP World. In doing so the theives governing Djibouti unilaterally breached a 30 year contract they entered into with DP World in 2006 allowing the firm to develop the port out of nothing and operate the port as part of their enterprise. Operations at the port began in 2009. (archived)