Imperial Anti-V Unveiled: Eat More Star Topology

USG surveillance and makework enterprise RedHat has unveilled rget, a wget replacement apparently positioned as the empire's answer to the V integrity system (archived). The Imperial answer to the problem of trust in rget has the tool checking a hash of the downloaded file against an "official cryptographic registry" where folks offering files for download submit their hashes to. Notably absent is any discussion of identity, with this core problem simply brushed aside. Why allow weighing who's who when the register can simply be official, anything else would simply be discriminatory.

AT&T Staff Readily Took Money And Turned AT&T Infrastructure Over To Whoever

A Pakistani man is being extradited from Hong Kong to the US after employees of US telecom AT&T allegedly took money from him and his friends to provide direct management access AT&T's systems between 2012 and 2017 (archived). The USG alleges all of the AT&T employees involved in this market have since been caught, fired, and plead guilty without any apparent fanfare at the time. The parties involved in this market allegedly used SMS and Facebook messages as their preferred communications channels.

8chan, The Daily Stormer, And Bitmitigate All Down Following Scold Engineering Attack

Further reaction to increasing individual acts of violent rebellion against Mammy State values in the US has seen the scold lobby break Cloudflare alternative Bitmitigate by scolding "Infrastructure as a service" provider Voxility into closing Bitmitigate's account (archived). Pantsuit media organs are crediting "Stanford Internet Observatory Director" Alex Stamos for allowing them to target Voxility for scolding. As a result 8chan, The Daily Stormer, and other sites which subscribed to Bitmitigate's services are down.

It remains to be seem whether Voxility has generated a substantial tort for Bitmitigate to pursue or if their "infrastructure as a service" arrangement innovated away contracts and standards of performance.

Americas Today: Uruguay Issues Travel Advisory Urging Caution For Visitors To US

Uruguay's Ministry of Exterior Relations has issued a travel advisory for Uruguayos headed to the US advising them to avoid among other things particular cities known internationally for their endemic violence including Detroit, Baltimore, and Albuquerque (archived). The advisory also discourages attending culinary, cultural, sporting events, and anywhere else large crowds gather due to the ongoing war between individual disaffected youth and the school marm bloc. The full text of the advisory is replicated below:

COMUNICADO DE PRENSA Nº 92/19

El Ministerio de Relaciones Exteriores alerta a los compatriotas que viajen a los Estados Unidos a extremar las precauciones ante la creciente violencia indiscriminada, en su mayor parte por crímenes de odio, entre los cuales el racismo y la discriminación, que costaron la vida a más de 250 personas en los primeros siete meses de este año.
Ante la imposibilidad de las autoridades de prevenir estas situaciones, debido entre otros factores, a la posesión indiscriminada de armas de fuego por la población, se aconseja especialmente evitar los lugares donde se producen grandes concentraciones de personas, como parques temáticos, centros comerciales, festivales artísticos, actividades religiosas, ferias gastronómicas y cualquier tipo de manifestaciones culturales o deportivas multitudinarias. En particular, se recomienda no concurrir con menores a esos lugares.
Asimismo, se sugiere en lo posible evitar algunas ciudades, que se encuentran entre las 20 más peligrosas del mundo, como Detroit (Michigan), Baltimore (Maryland) y Albuquerque (Nuevo México), según el índice de Ceoworld Magazine 2019.

Montevideo, 5 de agosto de 2019
Fuente: Ministerio de Relaciones Exteriores
Dirección de Prensa

Two Shootings Capture US Media Attention: 29 Dead In Ohio And Texas

Twenty-nine are dead after two mass shooting events in the US. Twenty deaths ocurred in a Texas Walmart Race War before the shooter was captured alive by USG forces. The other nine, shooter inclusive, died during a brother-sister domestic dispute at an Ohio "western" themed bar. Post shooting media panic is being directed at 8chan and the shooters' low melanin levels. No mainstream media time is being spent on actual social factors driving young men to join a culture war in the role of partisans fighting manalone actions. As has become SOP, both shooters' social media profiles have been scrubbed by the platform operators.

Dam England: Derbyshire Evacuated As Toddbrook Reservoir Dam Approaches Failure

England's problems continue piling up as the dam protecting the towns of Derbyshire and Whaley Bridge from the contents of the Toddbrook reservoir appears to be failing (archived). Concrete slabs on the dam are collapsing and an RAF Chinook helicopter is attempting to pull double duty shoring up the dam with rubble while also depositing rubble to divert incoming water away from the reservoir. The Brits expect several more days of work by the earthmoving helicopter and a pump battery will be required to bring the reservoir down to a level allowing for repairs, provided it doesn't rain.

DNC Loses 2016 Hack Related Racketeering Suit

A lawsuit filed by the Pantsuitist US DNC against numerous parties including the Russian Federation, democratically elected US President Donald Trump, and others has been dimissed (archived). Clinton appointed District Judge John Koeltl found the Russian Federation's earlier declaration of sovereign immunity compelling though he declared:

The primary wrongdoer in this alleged criminal enterprise is undoubtably the Russian Federation, the first named defendant in the case and the entity that surreptitiously and illegally hacked into the DNC’s computers and thereafter disseminated the results of its theft

As Koeltl accepted the DNC's own political talking points about this particualr hack, one which saw their emails spread all over, everyone later spreading the emails was therefore indemnified for engaging in protected journalistic activity. This case's end comes as a case involving the embattled Pantsuit's own supernode Jeffery Epstein is in the early stages of its own prosecution after stalling for years due to Epstein's protection as an "intelligence" asset.