News has emerged that the United States Foreign Surveillance Intelligence Court which serves the criminal gang in Washington DC had rejected no requested surveillance orders presented for its consideration by gang members. This is just the latest in a long line of examples of various designer courts and magistrates existing merely to serve the criminal element in a role that has more in common with their police detectives than anything an actual jurist does. Meanwhile endangered actual jurists surviving in the United States tend to serve on appellate courts where their docket is filled with questions concerning the conduct of public entertainment which deprives them of the opportunity to effectively keep the lower courts miscarriages of justice in check. Sorry for your laws.
Category Archives: Security
Phuctor Factors United States DISA Key
Almost lost in the joy of Phuctor returning is the news that among the keys factored is 5E544EE26273C00C079AD40991CF5894 associated with assist@assist.ims.disa.mil of the United States Department of Defense's Defense Information Systems Agency. This appears to be a key actually used by DISA in practice. Expect the astroturf machine to continue professing "cosmic rays" and engage in other late medieval apologetics in an attempt to sweep reality under the rug. Peace in our time.
Next US President To Be A Clinton
With Cowboy Ted Cruz dropping out of the race for the GOP nomination tonight Donald Trump-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) is virtually assured the nomination of the United States' minor socialist party. This combined with the major socialist party's rigged contest favoring Hillary Rodham Clinton (WOT:nonperson, aliases include Clitler) means that the successor to Hussein Bahamas (WOT:nonperson) is assured to be a Clinton. It also means that that the next US president will go into office with an existing horrible resume as a sysadmin. Peace in our time.
Hoaxtoshi Continues Swindling Media
Craig Steven Wright (WOT: nonperson) has reportedly hosted an event with reporters from various fiat media outlets where he faked signing a string with an early coinbase transaction in order to be declared actual Satoshi. For this ruse Hoaxtoshi took an existing transaction signed by the key credited in the block 9 coinbase transaction and acted as though he was signing at the event even though the signature had been actually produced long ago by the key's actual owner. Because of the positions the low quality rubes Hoaxtoshi selected for his audience hold in the fiat media order there are declarations that Hoaxtoshi is the actual Satoshi appearing in various news syndication channels including the BBC and CBS radio. These rubes were very understanding of the fact that Hoaxtoshi apparently couldn't actually move any coins because "the trust actually owns them"(TM)(R).
No Such lAbs Phuctoring Harder Than Ever
Since its recent return the Phuctor by No Such lAbs has been undergoing a rapid series of improvements. The new incarnation of Phuctor in addition to sporting vastly improved hardware and factoring a Northrop Grumman PGP root Certificate authority the RSA Supercollider has moved from Euclid's GCD function to Bernstein's allowing it to process the whole set of collected keys in seconds, a process it repeats several times per hour. After being fed the first million primes on top of the factors already discovered through GCD, Phuctor has as of this writing broken 222 moduli.
Failing Radioactive Waste Tanks At Hanford Site Put Pacific Coast On Edge
Various news sources are reporting that as the nuclear waste containment tanks at the Hanford Site along the Columbia River in Washington State age well beyond their 50 year service life leaks are increasing with at least one tank in a condition that could charitably be described as complete failure (archived). A United States Department of Energy Politruk described the horrific outcome as an "anticipated" side effect of efforts to empty the failed tank. The Hanford site is a part of Manhattan Project National Historical Park and administered jointly by the National Park Service and the Department of Energy. Continue reading
Ennetcom Seized, Operator Arrested
Privately owned and centralized encrypted communications Ennetcom was raided by Dutch police and seized while its alleged operator was arrested (archived). Thirty six year old Danny Manupassa is alleged to have been running the network and has ordered him to be held 14 days while police search for actual evidence of criminal activity on the network. Police and prosecutors believe that Ennetcom had users that were involved in organized criminal activity.
Phuctor, the RSA Super-Collider Discovers Vulnerability in Northrop Grumman PGP Root-CA
Phuctor, a public service provided by No Such lAbs has discovered a vulnerability in the Northrop Grumman PGP Root Certificate authority. The public exponent is 16385 a number which is not prime. In fact 16385 has prime factors of 5, 29, and 113. Shame on your Northrop Grumman. Bad defense contractor. Now that Phuctor has returned more lulz are sure to follow. Peace in our time!
Phuctor Returns Vastly Improved
Phuctor, a public service operated by No Such lAbs has returned with vastly improved hardware and software. In addition to a quarter terabyte of RAM and better software, an all new "braindamage" section allows viewing especially retarded moduli.
"Spring Into Money" Exchange Hacking Event Continues
The 2016 Spring Into Money exchange hacking even continues, as Chilean Bitcoin exchange Yaykuy reports on their website that "we can not attend to you at the moment" due to a server breach that they are still investigating. (archived) The extent of the attack remains unknown at this time, although the announcement states that no user data was compromised and that further updates would be communicated through the exchange's social media accounts.