Category Archives: Security

Leftist Terrorist From Belleville Attacks GOP Baseball Team

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A leftist terrorist from Belleville, Illinois opened fire on the GOP congressional baseball team during a practice wounding five. The terrorist John Hodgkinson volunteered for the Bernie Sanders presidential campaign and appears to have been radicalized to violent action by the months long hate  spewed by the fake news media against elected US President Donald Trump and his agenda of summoning The Great Again.

This terrorist attack marks a substantial escalation of leftist violence in the current "cold" US civil war. Previously legislators from the GOP had merely been threatened with violence for their alignment with Donald Trump, but actual leftist violence was mostly restricted to attacks on their own institutions.

The terrorist's hometown of Belleville is a leftist stronghold and has been subject to a dramatic increase in violence over the past decade as guerillas from East Saint Louis have captured and settled substantial portions of the long blighted community. Hopefully the Trumpreich will consider all  options for solving the leftist problem in Belleville as they formulate a response to this escalation in violence.

"Reality Winner" Arrested For Leaking To Omidyar And Greenwald's Fake Qntra

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Alleged NSA contractor Reality Winner (WOT:nonperson) has been arrested under the law James Comey refused to prosecute Hillary Rodham Clinton for, because zhe leaked to Omidyar's The Intercept. Shortly after Winner's leaked document was published by the Intercept, Winner was arrested. Yellow "anti-counterfeiting" dots from the printer where Winner produced the document were preserved in the the version published by The Intercept allowing Winner to be arrested with a clear chain of evidence preserved by the manner of publication.

When leaking please don't immediately turn around and leak back to the the enemy's own agents.

Fake News Media Celebrates Mayors' Seditionist Collaboration With Foreign Governments Undermining US Foreign Policy

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Numerous fake news outlets are celebrating the decision by many mayors, dog catchers, and other local officials to undermine United States foreign policy by negotiating their way back into the Paris Climate Honda Accord in violation of the 1799 Logan Act. The Logan Act is one of many laws the elected Trump administration was spuriously accused of violating while they did the work of preparing to govern according to the wishes of the citizens that had elected them.

Tensions are clearly increasing in the US Cold Civil War with the Federal Government changing hands since the Oregon liberation began 18 months ago. It remains to be seen how far the rebellious mayors will take their foreign collaboration, and whether they might treasonously assist foreign "regime change" efforts initiated by Paris Honda Accord by signatories like the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Angela Merkel presents The Weimar Republic.

Trump Deals Blow To International Pantsuit Party With Withdrawal From Paris Accord

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US President Donald Trump opened the month of June by taking the United States out of the Paris Honda "Climate" Accord. Absent from the wailing and protest over Trump's decision by the Pantsuit Party and their fake news organs has been any mention of specific terms of the accord being quit. Coverage has been limited to "oh noes, muh environment". Once again while Trump has moved the United States a smidge closer to The Great Again, The Most Serene Republic has already gone further.

USG Stoolie Noriega Dead

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United States CIA "School of the Americas" graduate Manuel Noriega died today at age 83. In cooperation with the US Central Intelligence Agency, Noriega seized power in Panama and ran Panama as a successful pharmaceutical business until business disagreements emerged between himself and his one time partners at the CIA.

In consideration of his long service to the CIA's narcobusiness, Noriega was deposed by US military forces in an action condemned by the United Nations General Assembly, and thusly imprisoned for trafficking narcotics with an expired USG.CIA narcotics trafficking license.

Media Attacks Montana Candidate For Defending Self Against Physical Assault By Goon

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Numerous left wing fake news outlets are besieging Montana congressional candidate Greg Gianforte after Ben Jacobs, a goon and agitator hired by the Britain's Guardian toilet paper, attempted to assault the candidate.

On the eve of the special election, Jacobs entered Gianforte's office without invitation during a meeting with another so-called journalist. Jacobs immediately engaged in verbal aggression and came within a distance of the candidate so close as to cause alarm, especially in light of the growing epidemic of leftist violence in the United States. Gianforte engaged in justified self defense to expel the invader from his office.

After the local sheriff cited Gianforte for misdemeanor assault on the strength of witness testimony delivery the invader Jacobs' allied witnesses who happened to be in the room meeting with the candidate when Jacobs began his performance.

Gianforte's only major fault in this situation lies in the risk miscalculation that lead him to attempt to engage with political agents of the fake news establishment as though they were neutral observers or actual journalists. Gianforte made a second, minor error in not roughing up the other journalists present in order to change their standing from witnesses to combatants, but this error follows from the first.

Still No Consensus Supporting Bitcoin Hardfork – Barry Silbert Pretends Otherwise To His Peril

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Barry Silbert's (WOT:nonperson) "Digital Currency Group" announced in a medium post that yet another delusion of consensus arrived in the Bitcoin scaling debate with "A conference sponsored by the Ethereum,1 Dash,2 and Ripple3 scams produces an agreement on how to scale Bitcoin". The post outlined the reasons the conference attendees believe they get to make decisions in Bitcoin, with claims of support for the proposals by:

  • 56 "companies" located in 21 countries4
  • 83.28% of hashing power5
  • 5.1 billion US dollars of monthly on chain transaction volume6
  • 20.5 million Bitcoin wallets 7

A selection of scam artists doing business as "companies" while lacking the charm necessary to fleece the elderly allege they will "provide technical and engineering support to test and support the upgrade software, as well as to assist companies with preparing for the upgrades". Noted names incapable of providing meaningful testing or support such as: the MLM BitClub Network, Ryan X. Charles' paywalled spam reader, and Gavin Assassinsen were offered as options for the forkcurious to seek support from.

  1. Not Bitcoin.  ↩

  2. Not Bitcoin.  ↩

  3. Not Bitcoin.  ↩

  4. For a very loose definition of company.  ↩

  5. Unverified and unimportant  ↩

  6. Volume denoted in wrong units ↩

  7. Entirely meaningless construction  ↩

Careerist US Attorney Prosecutes Private Money For Property Exchange

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Acting U.S. Attorney Tom Larson of the Western District of Missouri has prosecuting a case of exchanging money for property as a criminal act. The victim Jason R. Klein plead guilty to running an "illegal currency exchange" that per the prosecution only handled money on one side of the transaction as the other side of the transaction was property. Had the case been prosecuted to a verdict in favor of the prosecution, it would have set a precedent for prosecuting any transactions between private parties.

Tom Larson is a careerist employed by the US Attorney's office for the Western District of Missouri since 1980 before finding himself in this interim leadership position. This is a typical career path of least resistance undertaken by swamp creatures embedded as obstacles to The Great Again.

Fake News On Trump/Russia Hallucination Continues As Trump Bombs Convoy Of Actual Russian Ally Syria

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The swamp creatures of the Washington DC establishment have enlisted former FBI director Robert Mueller to serve as a special prosecutor investigating fake news complaints about Russia stealing last year's US election from the pantsuit party candidate. As a consequence, allegations of an actual conspiracy of disloyal wreckers in the GOP1 defecting to the pantsuit party's cause over fake news are circulating. The alleged wreckers suppose the Trumpreich is getting in the way of their agenda and suppose a President Pence just might be more cooperative.2

Meanwhile there has been no prosecuting action directed towards then candidate Barack Hussein Obama's 2008 sabotage of negotiations between the George W. Bush administration and Iran. (archived) The then candidate for president offered the Mullahs a more generous deal than the sitting president would allow, if only they could stall negotiations until his coronation.

Further, the US military operating under orders from the 8 year Trumpreich bombed a convoy belonging to actual Russian ally Syria for violating a conflict de-escalation zone.

  1. The minor US socialist party which Trump saved through ideological alignment with the International Populist Party.  ↩

  2. This is a longshot considering Pence's ideological concordance with Trump.  ↩