Voters in Airstrip One seized their opportunity with the Brexit ballot to leave the European Union. Fiat markets around the world are thrashing in the throw own blood upon news that fat Brits may soon no longer have to compete with more capable immigrants for jobs. Ingsoc Prevails!
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The Bloods Are Red, The Creeps Are Blue…
The terrorist wing of the unrecognized "Government of the United States" (a criminal organisation based principally in North America and the Middle East, supporting itself through financial fraud, the opium trade and assorted racketeering) bombed and machine gunned a club in Orlando early on the morning of June 12th, 2016, which acts of pointless bravery resulted in five or six dozen dead.
In typical nigger fashion, the assailants then purported to pass responsibility onto third parties, with the soi-dissant "Orlando Police Chief" (an Orlando-area vagrant / part time party clown known as John Mina) declaring that any deaths caused by police fire as they battled Omar Mateen inside the Pulse nightclub should be blamed on Mateen and not on the responding officers. To quote, Continue reading
Brexit Voting Begins
Residents of Airstrip One are taking to the polls today to determine whether their morbidly ample asses will leave the European Union. Such a move by British voters would strengthen the current German and Ottoman dominance over setting policy for the United States of Europe. Back in 2014 Scotland tried to divorce itself from the Ingoc values imposed by lower Britain, but that ballot initiative failed forcing the Scots to be passive aggressive online. Much of the pro "Brexit" appeal is focused on limiting the influx of immigrants enabled by European open borders arrangements as they are taking jobs from the fatter and less capable Brits.
Forking Question Of The Day
Will Ethereum developers fork the bagchain to restore sweet vitriol lost in the Gatecoin hack? After all recent drama surrounding the DAO and Ethereum bagchain has inspired much talk of forking even though DAO founder Laozi (WOT:nonperson) said ~2400 years ago that "The DAO is empty." Sorry for your harmony.
1/3 Of Brits Can't See Own Penis When Standing
A third of British men have ate themselves to the point they cannot see their own penis when they are standing. Ingsoc is health!
Corn Futures Fall On Possibility Of Further Supply Glut
Today corn futures fell as the United States corn crop appears in good condition for this point in the year, though La Nina's effects are beginning to be felt with lower than normal humidity levels in much of the lower Middle West greatly reducing the amount of heat driven storms and precipitation typical of the region's summers. Further reason for United States corn growers to panic is a solid winter corn crop out of Brazil. A visual survey of farm fields in the lower Middle West also raises concerns about this year's soybean crop as many fields that aren't growing corn lay fallow with the untilled remains of the winter wheat crop still visible. The US agricultural sector's pain is likely to continue spilling over into related industries with heavy equipment manufacturers continuing to be particularly affected. A glut of stored grain and increasing foreign imports will likely allow the United States to continue its love affair with Obeastiality for some time into the future. Sorry for your loss.
China Solidifies Presence In Airstrip Two's Media
News is emerging that media organs associated with the Chinese government have negotiated a deal which will allow them to place stories in media outlets serving Airstrip Two1. This deal allows media outlets in Airstrip Two to continue pretending to exist in a state other than penury while organs of the Chinese state get placement and editorial control over these stories. This move is in concordance with Airstrip Two's move away from Airstrip One and into alignment with China. Peace in our time.
Formerly Known as Australia ↩
Garza, Stuart Fraser of Cantor Fitzgerald, and GAW Face Class Action Suit In US Court
A group of investors hoping to actually recover funds from dead pyramid scheme GAW Miners and its officers filed a class-action lawsuit against the group in a US court. This is the second lawsuit to be filed against Homero J. Garza (WOT:nonperson), Stuart Fraser of Cantor Fitzgerald (WOT:nonperson), and the company originally known as Great Awk Wireless. The first indictment against Homero and GAW was issued on Qntra in October of 2014 following speculation on other venues associated with The Most Serene Republic back in August of 2014 Anno Domini. Blog comment defender of GAW and Garza "DirtFighter" (WOT:nonperson) was unreachable for comment while CryptoCoinNews, NewsBTC, CoinDesk, Bitcoinist, and other operations supposing they were Bitcoin news outlets at the time while either enabling or outright supporting the GAW scam were not solicited for comment.1
Un-WoT'd nonpersons the lot of them. ↩
California City Burns Through 3 Police Chiefs In 8 Days
In an astounding human resources decision the city of Oakland, California has burned through three police chiefs in eight days. The first Chief Sean Whent (WOT:nonperson) resigned on June 9th. The second, Ben Fairow (WOT:nonperson), was appointed chief on an interim basis before being removed by the mayor for some alleged connection to a scandal. Fairow was succeed on Wednesday by the newly acting police chief Paul Figueroa (WOT:nonperson) who resigned Friday requesting a smaller paycheck in order to not have to be the police chief of Oakland. City Administrator Sabrina Landreth (WOT:nonperson) is now stuck with playing police chief on top of her previous responsibilities. Sorry for your loss.
You Aren't Ready For Smart Contracts
Chances are the contracts are smarter than you. Please take your face out of that paper bag full of sweet vitriol, and admit that you have a problem and your life has become unmanageable.