USG Communications Commisioner Advocates Centralization And Crackdown on "Unauthorized" Radio Frequency Use

UG Federal Communications Commisioner Michael O'Rielly regaled attendees at the "Free Speech America Gala" with a weird ball of Fiat Pantsuitist insanity (archived). The Commisioner attacked so called "Pirate" radio, where people broadcast on radio frequency spectrum without submitting to Fiatist rules as contrary to Free Speech. The cognitive disonnance required to advance the position "Free Speech" is only possible with a permission slip from a censorhip agency is mind boggling.

GoDaddy Does It Again: Taking Domain Name In Response To Media Pressure

The daily hate's latest target Gab is set up to have Godaddy steal their domain name as Godaddy tends to do. This is problematic for "all comers" toilets which need the centralized registries, but breaking dependence on centralized DNS is very recommended. In a lesser setback worthy of noting for the indictment, Medium.com suspended Gab's account on their platform and in the process deleted an apologetic post by the Gab team where they announced their cooperation with "law enforcement" among other things.

Germany: Merkel Plots Her Exit

Germany's Angela Merkel has begun advertising her plan to escape her ruinous political career in these changing, great again times. Her exit will begin this December where she will not seek another term as chairzher of her party and continue through 2021 when she will not seek another term as chancellor. Of course she could lose the chancellorship earlier if her coalition collapses under the weight of the messes she wrought.

IBM Buying Red Hat

IBM has reached an agreement to buy Red Hat, paying cash at a price of 190 USD per share (archived). IBM will colocate Red Hat in their "Hybrid Cloud" section. Red Hat ran out of "rebel" and "Innovator" credibility when the red hat inspiring their name was discovered to be a Cornell University lacross team hat, but being bought out by the punch card company is something else.

FBI Brings In Their Bomb Hoax Patsy: Florida Man

The US FBI has recalled a Patsy in their bomb hoax "investigation" arresting the notorious East Coast villain Florida Man. In this incarnation of the meme, Florida man is a 56 year old white male with a white van and a history of prior arrests for making "terroristic threats" (archived).

#NotBombs Culprit Still At Large, FBI Still Prime Suspect

The wave of non-explosive devices addressed to loud Pantsuitists continues. Neither causalties, nor any danger of casualites has been presented. The US Federal Bureau of Investigation still leads the list of suspects, and notably this story appears to be less dominant in the mainstream pantsuit news than their hysteric fits preceeding US Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh's confirmation were. The only serious question now is which Pantsuit might end up taking one for the team to give this hoax credibility via casualties.

Media Force "Bomb" Identity On To Harmless Packages In Attempt To Foment Hysteria

In the last 48 hours a number of famous Pantsuitist party figures in the United States have had packages address to them seized in transit, with the notable exception of the first which was allegedly located in George Soros's New York mailbox at a time the noted terrorist happened to be away from "home" for an extended period. These packages are egregiously being misgendered as "bombs" by pantsuit media in spite of an apparent incapacity on the part of the packages to explode.

The Pantsuit press has begun hyping this phenomenon under the hashtag #MAGABomber and attributing the phenomenon to US President Donald Trump. This is as the Pantsuit political left in the United States has been issuing increasingly loud demands for political violence for more than two years. Purported photos of the packages being misgendered as "bombs" floating around on social media and US media organs completely lack any markings indicating they had been processed by the US postal service. This, once again, is in spite of many of them being "intercepted" in sorting facilities.

US President Donald Trump has already issued a statement from his podium calling for civility and condemning violence, a stark contrast to the Pantsuitists seeking to blame him for "the incivility" while themselves promoting violence and celebrating incivility.

It seems indisputable that the perpetrator or perpetrators behind this hoax hopes to influence the outcome of the local US midterm election which is set to provide a "Red Wave" cementing Trump's control over the legislature. It is also clear that the perpetrator(s) either intended no harm to the package recipients or is functionally retarded. In light of the scant facts, there are two very probable hypothesis for the packages being mailed:

  1. Pantsuit loyalist "law enforcement professionals" of the well documented sort that tried and failed to prevent the election of US President Donald Trump and have since tried and failed to delegitimize his presidency did it. Using the package in Soros mailbox or another pretext1 to enter postal service facilities, more harmless packages were inserted into the mail processing stream.
  2. The FBI, as they are known to do, cultivated a stupid and socially inept fellow to carry out what the fellow thought was an actual terror plot at the FBI's encouragement. In this scenario the fellow's handlers took the opportunity to use this fellow for their own political purposes. Normally they would just swoop in to claim credit for arresting they terrorist they created.

With the low amount of information available at this time, it could as well be some combination of one and two involving a left wing activist group. Or something else. Given what has happened in Britain over the past year, the biggest surprise might be that they didn't just sacrifice one of the lower ranked leftist stooges in an nerve agent hoax to revive the "Russian Bot" narrative.


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African Style "Call And Response" Leftist Provocation Ruining Senator's Dinners

Two days after a tweet by an otherwise unnotable leftist "academic" called for escalating mealtime disruptions by touching and redistributing the food ordered by GOP affiliated politicians (archived); the GOP Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and his wife, a Secretary in Donald Trump's cabinet, had their meal interrupted by four left wing terrorists disrupted the couple's meal and took their food (archived). In the wake of the Lich King's John McCain's death there is very little Trump could have done to unify his adopted political party with the effectiveness of his opposition's actions. Make Dinner Great Again!

EU And Obsolete WWII Era Pantsuit NGO Call For Crackdown On Programs Easing Voluntary Migration Of High Value Immigrants

The European Union and OECD1 are trying to rouse up outrage over programs that provide a paths to citizenship in return for financial investment in the immigrant's new homeland (archived). The Pantsuitists are crying that these programs present a threat to "European Security" because they allow anyone with enough money a route to becoming "European", which is they suppose is a thing terrorists want to do.

While the Pantsuits attempt to villianize these voluntary and mutually beneficial programs, their promotion of human trafficking in concert with regional and municipal level re-settlement quotas betrays their complete lack of fucks to give about "European Security"… for any reasonable definitions of security.


  1. A pantsuit NGO started after WWII initially directed towards rebuilding Europe which now bullies independent nation-states with "Lets get along"-ism and promotes pathological "people pleasing" type behaviors at the expense of the quality of life experienced by actual persons.