In one of his first acts as President of Paraguay, Mario Abdo Benitez has ordered Paraguay's embassy moved from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv undoing his predecessor's move of the embassy in the opposite direction (archived). In a completely disproportionate response Israel has decided to shutter their embassy in Paraguay and enlisted Mike Pence in an effort to shame Paraguay. Meanwhile Turkey has decided to open an embassy in Paraguay. Previously Turkey's ambassador to Paraguay worked out of Buenos Aires though Turkey maintains two consulates in Paraguay.
Monthly Archives: September 2018
Pantsuit Activist And Lula Apologist Stabs, Gravely Wounds Brasilero Great Again Candidate Jair Bolsonaro
Today while at a campaign event Brasilero Presidential frontrunner and Great Again candidate Jair Bolsonaro was gravely injured when a layabout stabbed him as he was being carried on the shoulders of his supporters (archived). The socialist fiend was identified as 40 year old piece of shit Adélio Bispo de Oliveira (archived). Bolsonaro remains alive in critical condition at the time of this writing. Adélio Bispo de Oliveira's favored candidate, the corrupt motherfucker Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva remains in prison.
Seehofer: "Would Have Joined" Anti-Immigrant Anti-Merkel Protests
German interior minister Horst Seehofer said he would have joined anti-Merkel protests in Chemnitz which followed a German man's stabbing by two "asylum seekers" and further offered immigration as the "Mother of all political problems" (archived). The asylum seekers appear to be facing charges of Totschlag in the stabbing rather than the more severe charge of Mord.
US Appeals Court Rules Unauthenticated Web Page Archives Now Evidence
The US Second Circuit Court of Appeals in New York has ruled that the unauthenticated web page snapshots on archive.org1 may be entered as legal evidence (archived). This is in spite of the myriad of mischief surrounding the service, in particular archive.org's active "curation" and in general the unreliability most "Internet Archivers" have when it comes to taking aomplete and faithful snapshots with many servers sending different content to archiving services than they send to other web browsers.
Specifically archive.org ↩
Theranos Wind Down Announced Overnight
Theranos, the once aspiring blood testing startup favored by USG elders, announced overnight that it would be winding down and ending.
Serbia Considering Land Swap With Breakaway Kosovo
Reports are emerging that Serbia has begun negotations with breakaway Kosovo in order to swap land along the border so that a number of ethnic Serbs won't have to suffer the indignity of living in Kosovo anymore (archived). Serbia and breakaway Kosovo were functionally separated during a conflict which saw the Clinton Global Initiative1 engage in widespread bombing. During that conflict the Serbs downed at least one "stealth" aircraft under Clinton's command.
Then known as the 'Bill' Clinton administration ↩
Racist South African Farm Thieves To Stick Victims With Mortgages While IMF Endorses Plan
The latest development in the saga of South Africa's racially motivated land thefts is a measure that would keep victims on the hook for loans taken out for the properties stolen from them (archived). This move comes after the IMF ended August saying they are cool with whatever South Africa does as long as they do it in a "rules based" manner (archived).
Chinese Billionaire Richard Liu Arrested And Released In Minnesota Over Vague Sex Allegations
Richard Liu, founder and CEO of JD.com and student in the University of Minnesota's doctor of business administration program, was arrested and released pending complaint by the Hennepin county sheriff's office due to "suspicion of criminal sexual misconduct" (archived). Liu lives in China and studies through a partnership between the University of Minnesota and Tsinghua University in Beijing, and he was in Minnesota with other students in his program.
Saudis Advertise Plan To Physically Isolate Qatar With Canal And Nuclear Waste
Members of the House of Saud are floating a plan to separate Qatar from Arabia by constructing a canal near Qatar's border and then converting the space between the water and Qatar's border into a nuclear waste dump (archived). The United Arab Emirates has similarly whispered about the possibility of making a nuclear waste dump along their border with Qatar as well.