-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 Phuctor reported popping keys 6EF3D2C0BA64734A3C0425B21EB0CAA26FE81A7C and EFD9448A5FE501B107C32AD15AB4C1237924BE94 at 20:32:51 GMT yesterday. The shared factor is 3100568694595076734686979820330253089614865506425934747234722044220976925441335217738426027833105034245 6445126481343091027696015873408329180286505324090208791356401685488632594573639626011967028852284987701 0967115630719364594515514565864083475198410533100792088012571668579091700397319607658923685438658044430 5286529066624341477320563024789004984638956787358622173523575700630550890562046936247939825607494279930 3909984882283079716566423141876709031507883553455452314931202170711277559709938918157034624428381091843 733176552634481080290679291021661954570523305447050841482495845936945694373844932850748050349261100319 which appears to be a prime number. The exponent and other metadata associated with the keys seem intact. Apparently the modules in question belong to the 2016 and 2015 signing keys of an entity identifying itself as "seclab@airgapped.sec.t-labs.tu-berlin.de", which in the biosphere maps to TU Berlin (Technische Universitat Berlin)'s "Institut Fur Softwaretechnick und Theoretische Informatik"'s IT Security Lab, an entity with long running connections to the BND (Germany's version of the NSA) as well as a substantial trail of published CompSec papers. The keys had been submitted that same day at 13:50:45.642313 via the self-serve web interface, and were factored immediately thereafter because of the shared factor. Peace in our time. -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.10 (GNU/Linux) iQIcBAEBAgAGBQJYKhfbAAoJEFq0wSN5JL6UDfkQAJ7gcI1tNyYZimZ1N9BxRXu3 tftSv1aPGe8zEUYzZVSrk6dIp9sm0AjqxtDG56179Gz+RkQ8ydHgKd6qOwHOPz+I gsjqB9uU8XqxH83mN33JjW70I7/ZGH/S+H1e+zxeBzORwaXdA2KEXw4xaypU4mzV IcOP/xIfrN7+aoe0DeEgRsvDEBsJA3GnN90P3T5VbHNrOQZuy6kbYi63FRDWXT5j h3FZ25TL5WajBorz0Klzf3UN5kV59TpQsXmQj3jtgeG0Mxaq328qnHGDxIIGIvXJ wFojfkdJUfXg6AMW30txdCEfGb90SOiDxLtVCyXBiONhZ0b6Y/EAqU33bPVIoN3S hksBKH4OA4IFPTnh1rJhiC9jAehQFiBj/NzXAsAZsDsYHK0XirQ4jxsmPmywMIRR SAy1j+RgXla9XPUyj7Ha8Zgmd+BDpKUqj8CRVdQe+PDNYTk/J7TYFRLCEw9rZ6Tp 671/xDb7CDpnXJperJCts5L9k71ELmvg2FyPoQMitmhKFV73VXup4kfcylYOhJIP qRRtS+2VyRKetfaNZ4pACqy1BGivkAtLMZrojQppAAD/K0axLBGFhkxlmsWJdrI0 q5piCtxQeCb+VtwFqN9ei/eu9YMKkn9RIxZdwhCNmVkBWcOZGYlYa80pzKRuJzFL FYxTT+UTb7lJr9tuabVp =aVsu -----END PGP SIGNATURE----- PS the pubkey is here for your amusement : -----BEGIN PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK----- Version: GnuPG v1.4.10 (GNU/Linux) mQINBFaFwYABEADtmRfrcv5LKDukO9mPFj3FMx1H3e73MZ0eM5qyzL+pEuekHA8C YoyFilEVeNFzoKtCXfv+PVDSeWSaBIfKHv807iILwTsgfyOC121BTshJeE39Tchs W08brGCXbXN9sBiruU4U9Mkc7422tqSe1+zjHQVCgakiJOutmcm6/ZtJMbMTXg4D rlVVlRK6Q3JQcP/5kSgx1Jp3wu7v3htVfGhFFm1AGu2vc9167+KmwfWpC3piIHa5 fx+uhZdSXc2miG9za3OZDjcaXEJOgC5um4RpmKbc4Kj04hl2GTc/ll3aRu6O5HqE yyBxMhwOxBhlAvoD7fSmNDcGlEDRt4iJ9o7e35NWuLVd9ltduzWP8GBu610VtKQz 0IKjX7zflal1Yd4MmbTyB/MmxUzRQJP3fiBjx4KhSm38fkWADNh+gA0th1mV/wHT VAKSclKD7farx4xPWrp0IrVjBx4s+yLgmSzL3fjPlmz27uqOoVYXdcwX2IynOizK S8QVHTgJh7rFJuOVtdAfmExJtbkc0HzkN++btdejX7CZAy+Lwq/LyL7wBnKIM3gp 8eVocX+Z0sDxOiNzL3EeIN79b4VTPGrCk0uUaiVuhHKzpLJMsw/y0sWVmEZCXO6B 72OLTwVIUAV0N78ut7yjTpZxJTeJya0k+uk35lp8SFDOwrwxFMt6aKeGAQARAQAB tEJTZWNsYWIgU2lnbmluZyBLZXkgMjAxNiA8c2VjbGFiQGFpcmdhcHBlZC5zZWMu dC1sYWJzLnR1LWJlcmxpbi5kZT6JAj4EEwECACgFAlaFwYACGwMFCQH0+gAGCwkI BwMCBhUIAgkKCwQWAgMBAh4BAheAAAoJEFq0wSN5JL6UYRAQAIpbEAL2rOsn5tQY bo3KvR/eC8FFPZ8B3KyP+RMbhA0hV+H68sonkXQdx2xLsr9+umZ1QscXLSv5bDTp gTCsSJ4q2/PMzKtXSPtp8bki6BAIrNfVnEncJ9IE/YzhOhDZmGEgMoEenxR4/Pwx Po/xd/Vva4mIwI3U41js1MyzVQNHJQkO0KVsRxpTLcaJCGwgrPpn3vEmFXp1diEZ AcBZvNAlQFPNn7Lurk5Rh8zUsIVAbuIDNTFLfb03GPK+oq/aTfjG4cAaldyWb9T9 E4me9wCjmgfrKjem0pqVNKBPL6sv0xH6BakPkj7FxFMDanaXStcH/3Po5DL0JvtT xc8SS+elFresfaoymq3wL98ES4aTlEXsxjw0StYZmaneeUHUW6iAnkvp3kxrwKbg xYczM/zSi86Mrw/rihW77VuyrKMJvbD+XNhjBAjnemPkvBg4REk53Y432q7YoKIs o3591XH8E3TzbvXJ5tlkiD/NLQX7KxkUBlSUsPIVOhCPoyqAD/28X345gf4Ciazo jZ4XfY/0gZA8aPIJpSKigDR7cbQp23jtk1SLnQhMqrv5k4l+5Jd/W9yy5/RAmEtz CmFPdtAHK4+wKK7LZdYKbeKQuB77w8yEQqo3Cd+UzoINUXbXvm8HlXJPXOE/wd54 u4nn1epDxJbiu+tyfJgebGaP8y4Q =I1WF -----END PGP PUBLIC KEY BLOCK-----
Category Archives: News
Numerous Jobs For The Unemployable Being Created As The Great Again Approaches
Following Hillary Clinton's election loss and concession, numerous otherwise unemployable homo sapiens have begun careers as professional protesters. Recruiting materials for these new jobs suggest a 15 United States dollar average rate of pay for these newly created protesting jobs. This is substantially more than the average pay rate negotiated by the United Food And Commercial Workers for dues paying members of their union.
Trump Voter Lynched In Chicago For Supporting The Great Again
A gathering of urban black youths in Chicago savagely lynched an older white Donald Trump voter to near death in Chicago after Hillary Clinton's loss began the summoning of the Great Again. There is no credible information yet on the Great Again's disposition to urban America, but it is possible that continued racially motivated violence may cause the Great again to treat the urban population with disfavor.
Duterte Welcomes US Trumpreich And Looks Forward To Warm Relations
Phillipine President Rodrigo Duterte (WOT:unknown/undisclosed) said he was a "small molecule" compared to the United States President Elect and said he would honor agreements between the Phillipines and the incoming United States government. Duterte praised their shared "passion to serve".Previously Duterte called the lame duck President Hussein Bahamas a "son of a whore" causing the outgoing US President to cancel a meeting at ASEAN over his hurt feelings.
Hillary Rodham-Clinton Loses Election
Hillary Rodham-Clinton lost the election to become the next United States president. Donald Trump-Clinton is on track to become the next United States president provided he survives to inauguration day and doesn't decide to quit, because in those instances Mike Pence will become the next President. Token legal challenges will likely proceed in an effort to change the allocation of some electoral votes though currently Donald Trump-Clinton holds 276 of the necessary 270 electoral votes with 27 outstanding votes from Michigan and Arizona yet to be determined.
For people who find this outcome unacceptable please direct your blame to Donna Brazile, your political party, and your candidate in that order. Sorry for your loss.
New York Times Shifts Projection To Imminent Trumpreich
Over the several hours since actual votes started being counted the New York Times forecast has shifted from an ~80% chance of a Hillary Rodham-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) victory to an 87% chance Donald Trump-Clinton (WOT:nonperson) wins the presidency. The Trumpreich is night!
Coinbase Partnering Up For Facial Verification As Relevance Continues Sinking
Coinbase has partnered with a bio-metrics firm to enable facial recognition of customers as part of KYC compliance measures. (archived)
Officials from Jumio stated:
“Adding bio-metric facial recognition to Netverify was inspired by a need that impacts organizations across many industries, especially financial services with account opening and money transfers,” said Jumio CEO Stephen Stuut. “As evidenced by the millions of unauthorized accounts that were opened at Wells Fargo, it’s critical to look beyond existing multi-factor authentication solutions whenever any digital transaction takes place. The addition of biometric facial recognition, combined with ID verification, will not only help ensure that the individual in front of the screen is who they say they are.”
Coinbase is touted on the site as giving "customers a secure and seamless way for both investment managers and consumers to trade and exchange Bitcoin or Ethereum for traditional currency." Customers can have total confidence that their data and funds are 100% safe in the vaults of Buterin's waterfall.
Soylent's Attempt To Scapegoat Soy Sinks
Rob Reinhart's1 (WOT:nonperson) food replacement start up Soylent is suffering in the wake of a severe product purity scandal. Early efforts at damage control involved Soylent blaming the soy content of their products and alleging the violently ill customers must have had some sort of previously undetected soy sensitivity.
The culprit was "algal flour" derived from Chlorella protothecoides grown in fermenters. The algae was chosen for its high protein content and while it is classified by US regulators as a "Generally Recognized As Safe" substance it's use as a source of dietary protein is not well tested. Digestive intolerance of unfamiliar plant proteins is not an uncommon class of phenomena, though contamination of the product is also a possibility.
This is bullish for soy's continued reign as the cheapest complete protein of vegetable origin suitable for keeping the general population fed. Soy for your loss.
Otherwise notable for the nuisance complaints filed by his neighbors related to his habit of hoarding piles of trash which attract vermin. ↩
Clinton Thug Janet Reno Dies
Janet Reno, lead prosecutor of the first Clinton Administration's war on the American people has died. Janet oversaw terrorist campaigns against numerous victims including a the Branch Davidians, Montana Freemen, Richard Jewell, Wen Ho Lee, and an uncountable number of others. Her tenure as Attorney General opened with the immolation of 76 members of a religion of peace. Reno's cause of death is listed simply as "complications of Parkinson's disease" without further details being provided.
Bitcoin Network Steady With ~0.395% Increase In Latest Difficulty Adjustment
The Bitcoin network difficulty made a very small ~0.395% upward movement to 254620187304.06140137 from its previous value in the latest adjustment.