The US "National Solar Observatory Sunspot Solar Observatory" in New Mexico has been closed since September 6th due to unexplained security reasons (archived). The FBI dominates the observed USG presence at the facility while state and local police are being denied information on the security issue present.
Author Archives: Aaron 'BingoBoingo' Rogier
"OK" Sign Outrage Hysteria Approaches Crippling Proportions
A member of the US Coast Guard's Hurricaine response team was removed from his post after NBC cameras caught him signalling everything is alright by flashing the "OK" hand sign (archived). In the last month members of the pantsuit outrage machine have attempted to stigmatize this visual signal for denoting everything is alright with escalating outrage over incidents where cameras have captured mostly1 white people using the common gesture as headline fodder.
The decision by the media outrage machine to latch onto an old meme developed between 2015 which attributed white power messages to a number of gestures including the entirety of the American Sign Language alphabet is the latest incident of humor being subjected to Hegelian frog boiling by the unyielding media social engineers. The habit of producing the "OK" symbol also happens to be ingrained in many Anglophones over the course of however many decades they have been alive ensuring plenty of unconsenting targets for the outrage machine to bring into their culture war.
Russian Lawmakers Consider Regularizing Civil Servant Duels
Legislators in Russia are drafting a law that would normalize a system of duelling for citizens and civil servants to avenge insults allowing for men to engage in dignified combat by small swords, sabers, and pistols (archived). The elderly, and the disabled would be allowed to select substitutes to defend their dignity in the combat arena while women are to be excluded from elegibility to seek recourse through dueling. As the proposal stands now at least one participant in a duel is required to be a civil servant for it to be recognized under the proposed system.
Jizz Mopper Josh Garza To Mop Prison Jizz For 21 Months After Pleading Out To Wire Fraud Over "Paycoin" Drama
Josh Garza of GAW miners infamy has been sentenced to 21 months in prison to be followed by 6 months of home confinement and 3 years of "supervised release" after pleading guilty to one count of wire fraud. The wire fraud relates to Garza's "paycoin" altcoin with the rest of his vaporware operation swept under the criminal liability rug.
IMF Bullying Marshall Islands Over Exploration Options For Independence From USD
The International Monetary Fund has issued a report containing numerous threats against the Marshall Islands over the latter's early stage explorations into reducing their economy's USD dependence (archived). After being forcibly captured by the USG during in the 1940's and used for target practice while the USG was developing nuclear weapons, the Marshall Islands achieved a negotiated dependent-independence from the US while maintaining the bezzle-USD as their currency.
For much of the history of money in the Marshall Islands, the USD worked because they recieved USD reparations over being used for target practice, but those payments are about to run out. Without that stable ingress of Unified Standard Dosidoes the Marshall Islands is asking themselves what to do while the USG backed IMF tells them to fuck themselves.
USG Talks Georgia Into Abducting And Extraditing Russian Man To Manhattan
According to the US Department of "Justice", Andrei Tiurin/TYURIN was abducted in Georgia and extradited to Manhattan where he will face Preet Bharara's replacement Geoff Berman (archived). The abduction victim Tiurin is accused of digitally humiliating many US banks, other financial institutions, and financial news services.
US Congressional Expert Witness Testimony: Bitcoin Being Solicited Over Postal Service
Forbes reports that expert testimony given in September 2018 to the House Financial Services Committee by Oren Segal, director of the Anti-Defamation League Center on Extremism included:
However, some Bitcoin electronic payment processors aren’t willing to lend their services to white supremacists so the Daily Stormer website has Bitcoin donations mailed to its post office box, the same as any donations by cash, check or money order (archived)
New Paraguay President Stands Up To USG And Zionists, Moves Embassy Out Of Jerusalem
In one of his first acts as President of Paraguay, Mario Abdo Benitez has ordered Paraguay's embassy moved from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv undoing his predecessor's move of the embassy in the opposite direction (archived). In a completely disproportionate response Israel has decided to shutter their embassy in Paraguay and enlisted Mike Pence in an effort to shame Paraguay. Meanwhile Turkey has decided to open an embassy in Paraguay. Previously Turkey's ambassador to Paraguay worked out of Buenos Aires though Turkey maintains two consulates in Paraguay.
Pantsuit Activist And Lula Apologist Stabs, Gravely Wounds Brasilero Great Again Candidate Jair Bolsonaro
Today while at a campaign event Brasilero Presidential frontrunner and Great Again candidate Jair Bolsonaro was gravely injured when a layabout stabbed him as he was being carried on the shoulders of his supporters (archived). The socialist fiend was identified as 40 year old piece of shit Adélio Bispo de Oliveira (archived). Bolsonaro remains alive in critical condition at the time of this writing. Adélio Bispo de Oliveira's favored candidate, the corrupt motherfucker Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva remains in prison.
Seehofer: "Would Have Joined" Anti-Immigrant Anti-Merkel Protests
German interior minister Horst Seehofer said he would have joined anti-Merkel protests in Chemnitz which followed a German man's stabbing by two "asylum seekers" and further offered immigration as the "Mother of all political problems" (archived). The asylum seekers appear to be facing charges of Totschlag in the stabbing rather than the more severe charge of Mord.