An Austrialian man is facing investigation by various "environmental" agencies of the Australian state after defending his dog and his hunting companions from a vicious attack by a kangaroo. The kangaroo was choking the man's dog when he intervened. After humanely delivering a single right jab to the Roo's face the monstrous animal fled. This victim of spurious environmental investigation is a professional zookeeper.
What the actual frak?
So what you have to get a permit to defend yourself from the dangerous Aussie wildlife now?
Kangaroos are total cunts, but tasty.
Roos are at their best when they're jerky.
Tankgirl was hiding behind a tree, he snatched her bazooka.