An alleged 12 to 14 year old suicide bomber killed 51 and wounded 69 at a wedding in southeast Turkey near the Syrian border (archived). The tween allegedly interupted the celebration by killing himself and others after the traditional "henna party" where hands and feet are painted. Peace in our time.
Erdogan should just jail Biden until "the terrorists" quit. "You got the key to your cell in your own pocket, bitch", as the SCROTUS says.
Alternatively, I'm sure there's a working girl somewhere in Istanbul willing to pretend she's a hotel maid and Biden molested her for a coupla lira.