Flaming tire fire in a shitpit Ethereum showed signs of fermentation related to the fork today, as prices¹ dropped below the $10 mark. 24 hour trading stats on coinmarketcap.com showed a -13.62 % drop at the time of writing, with the DAO also plummeting -18.13 %. Even while Ethereum's Phil Daian (WOT:nonperson) watches his "innovative project" burn to the ground, Buterin (WOT:nonperson) seems to feel he can offer the Bitcoin community advice on how to fix their blocksize issues. His suggestion is to remove transaction signatures.² The Bitcoin Foundation however has already made it quite clear that that isn't gonna happen. Sorry for your loss.

1. To the extent jenkem can have a price. Turn out this whole time they thought they were huffing ether it was jenkem all along!  ↩

2. Transaction signatures are THE most important part of the whole cryptocurrency enterprise from both the crypto and currency perspectives.  ↩