The American Heart Associated is noting that there has been a sharp increase in the number of American between 25 and 44 suffering ischemic strokes, while the hospitalizations among the elderly for these injuries are falling.¹ These trends are concurrent with the rise in movements promoting Obeastiality and Transmayogenderism in the American political left.² While younger persons suffering from ischemic brain injuries tends to recover their mobility faster than the aged, the contemporary average mobility of young American adults doesn't enjoy a much higher baseline than the elderly due to the embrace of Obeastiality by the young.

1. perhaps because fewer Americans live long enough to experience old age ↩

2. The American political "right" never cared that it was fat in the first place.  ↩