The US Department of Homeland Sekoority, apparently having eradicated all other forms of domestic terrorism, has set it's sights on the evils of unlicensed massage therapy. The Chicago Tribune reported that 4 "Asian-Americans" were arrested on charges of unlicensed practice of massage therapy in Napersville, Illinois during a joint operation with the DHS and local law enforcement. One of the women was allegedly offered money by an undercover officer in exchange for a sexual act, resulting in an additional prostitution charge. Are 4 were reportedly being held pending bail proceedings. The quartet could face additional charges if the investigation uncovers that they were operating a business without a license.