In a press release federal goons reporting to Preet Bharara announced that through shenanigans surrounding the provenance of two artifacts they created cover for seizing them. This scheme is a common means by which agents of various governments transfer art and relics from unfavored looters to favored looters. Through this magic rare items are able to be auctioned more than once laundering the wealth and creating more opportunities for taxing the transactions.
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**10 pounds of bat guano discovered in Florida office ceiling**
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP) – One of Florida's top regulators is being ordered to stay away from his office because of 10 pounds of bat guano discovered above his desk. Inspectors say they found the bat feces this week in the area right above the ceiling of Ken Lawson's office. Lawson is secretary of the Department of Business and Professional Regulation. They have told Lawson that no one should enter his office until the guano is removed. The bat guano was discovered Thursday.
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